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Post by iadorespike on Dec 14, 2005 18:37:03 GMT -5
Anna, Santa is very sorry it's been so long since you've received a gift. There was a bit of a paperwork mixup at the office. Mrs. Claus and the elves had labeled your file you in the "bad girl" category. I'm sure that's a clerical error...yes? Well, no matter. I've ordered them to immediately set aside all their current duties and focus all their efforts on something very special just for you, Anna. In the meantime, Santa's going to provide you with companionship while you wait. Let's see...I have a list of applicants here. You've spent a great deal of time with Spike already...perhaps someone a bit...lighter. Ah, this appears to be an entertaining young man: Really, with an applicant photo like that, how can Santa possibly go wrong? Once again, Anna...Merry Christmas! Until your final gift is prepared, please enjoy your new companion. Thank-you, Santa...I love my new companion. I'm not sure about the mix-up, though...I'm always a very good girl...there was a little training with Monnie ...but I've gotten past that now.
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Post by leftylady on Dec 14, 2005 19:36:30 GMT -5
Ha ha ha!! I know this isn't for me, but since I pretty much fit the the description of who James is looking for, I think I'm going to have to take partial ownership of this. - Hot? I'd like to think so.
- Brunette? Check.
- Single? Check.
- From the Great Lakes area? Check.
See? I hope Onjel doesn't mind sharing! Hey - Ohio is "Great Lakes area" right? So I also fit all these descriptions, AND I've booked my flight to Santa Monica! The family can have Christmas without me, right? Also, Santa - there appears to be something wrong with the fax number! The revealing photo of myself that I keep trying to fax just won't go through. Ooh, that could be a crowded flight! Let's see: ok, do hot flashes count? right there too! me too! yep, Great Lake adjacent here. Used to be able to see one from my office window until they put up a new building to block my view. ps while I'm going crazy at work with all the year end stuff I'm getting a real kick out of this Secret Santa thread whenever I can get time to lurk! Happy Holidays to All and to All a Good Night!
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Post by Rob on Dec 14, 2005 20:15:41 GMT -5
Dear Rob,Need writing inspiration, huh? You say you need to be convinced that you’re good enough to make your story readable? Well, when Faith got wind of this, she was none too happy. To paraphrase her words (because Santa avoids using profanity if at all possible), “Dude, don’t give up on me. You’re the only guy who knows how to write me the way I need to be written. You’re the only one who knows me deep down.” And if that’s not enough for ya, she decided to do some “inspirational” poses just for you: I hope that'll be enough to "raise" your creativity levels. Catch ya later!
Santa Ummm....thank you, Faith! I mean....Santa! I promise to know you even deeper down than I already do...whatever that means. Damn, these are some seriously inspirational gifts.
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Post by Riffs Secret Santa on Dec 14, 2005 21:16:05 GMT -5
Hi, Dr Riff! I don't have a lot of time; running an evil Radio Shack seems to eat up all my personal hours. Santa asked me, though, and who am I to refuse, if I could post a quick note to you suggesting a good website for some decent Who fanfic. This site: www.tabula-rasa.info/DoctorWho/FanFic.html looks pretty decent; doesn't seem to be a "Tardis Romp" kind of place. And I swear on Texas that I will find some more for you before Christmas is over, 'kay?
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Post by Lola m on Dec 15, 2005 8:46:31 GMT -5
Anna, Santa is very sorry it's been so long since you've received a gift. There was a bit of a paperwork mixup at the office. Mrs. Claus and the elves had labeled your file you in the "bad girl" category. I'm sure that's a clerical error...yes? Well, no matter. I've ordered them to immediately set aside all their current duties and focus all their efforts on something very special just for you, Anna. In the meantime, Santa's going to provide you with companionship while you wait. Let's see...I have a list of applicants here. You've spent a great deal of time with Spike already...perhaps someone a bit...lighter. Ah, this appears to be an entertaining young man: Really, with an applicant photo like that, how can Santa possibly go wrong? Once again, Anna...Merry Christmas! Until your final gift is prepared, please enjoy your new companion. Thank-you, Santa...I love my new companion. I'm not sure about the mix-up, though...I'm always a very good girl...there was a little training with Monnie ...but I've gotten past that now. Uh huh. And just how long do you think we'll all keep buying the "innocent Anna" story, little missy? ;D #smirk# Santa, that is one absolutely adorable and adorkable pic of Nick! Anna, you're a lucky woman.
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Fotadas Secret Santa
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Post by Fotadas Secret Santa on Dec 15, 2005 12:38:26 GMT -5
Fotada, in lieu of being able to provide you with more Spikecentricities, I've decided to provide you with a little something something to tantalize you, to keep you going through this dry spell, to wave in front of Spring's face to inspire her to keep going. Enjoy!! Screencaps from screencap-paradise.com. (click little pictures for bigger) Beneath You Same Time, Same Place
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Post by iadorespike on Dec 15, 2005 15:50:08 GMT -5
Fotada, in lieu of being able to provide you with more Spikecentricities, I've decided to provide you with a little something something to tantalize you, to keep you going through this dry spell, to wave in front of Spring's face to inspire her to keep going. Enjoy!! Screencaps from screencap-paradise.com. (click little pictures for bigger) Beneath You Same Time, Same Place Is it just me, or is anyone else jealous of Fotada's Secret Santa...all those luscious Spikey screencaps...LOL. Luckily, Fotada is sharing! ;D
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Post by Lola m on Dec 15, 2005 17:17:56 GMT -5
Fotada, in lieu of being able to provide you with more Spikecentricities, I've decided to provide you with a little something something to tantalize you, to keep you going through this dry spell, to wave in front of Spring's face to inspire her to keep going. Enjoy!! Screencaps from screencap-paradise.com. (click little pictures for bigger) Beneath You Same Time, Same Place Is it just me, or is anyone else jealous of Fotada's Secret Santa...all those luscious Spikey screencaps...LOL. Luckily, Fotada is sharing! ;D They do seem to unerringly pick the most beautiful caps, don't they?
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Post by Sues Secret Santa on Dec 15, 2005 20:12:54 GMT -5
Well, Sue, I don't think we can call the photographic album complete without a little ASH, can we?So, here he is!Hmmmmmm. What oh what can I find for tomorrow?That'll have to be a surprise. Yours, S. Claus
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Post by Sue on Dec 15, 2005 21:42:45 GMT -5
Well, Sue, I don't think we can call the photographic album complete without a little ASH, can we?So, here he is!Hmmmmmm. What oh what can I find for tomorrow?That'll have to be a surprise. Yours, S. Claus Dear, Dear, Dear Santa,
You are without a doubt no holds barred the BEST Santa in the world.
I'm not sure I ever even thanked you for the Antonio pictures (you remember, "sexy" and "sexier"). And I LOVE ASH's smile. One of my most favorite all time Buffy scenes is when he leaves Sunnydale at the beginning of Season 6. It's a horribly sad occassion, but something someone (maybe Dawn?) says something which surprises a very genuine, unguarded, un-Giles-like, laugh out of ASH and I've always enjoyed that glimpse of the man behind the actor.
Hugs and Kisses (and hopefully someday something more substantial)
Sue
Oh, I got a little tired of red and green
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Post by Michelle on Dec 15, 2005 22:47:30 GMT -5
Beneath You Same Time, Same Place Is it just me, or is anyone else jealous of Fotada's Secret Santa...all those luscious Spikey screencaps...LOL. Luckily, Fotada is sharing! ;D Oh yes, my SS is the best!!! And sure, I'll share the wonderful screencaps. But please clean the fingerprints and saliva off your screen when you're done!
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Post by Devs Secret Santa on Dec 15, 2005 22:48:04 GMT -5
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Post by iadorespike on Dec 16, 2005 0:14:27 GMT -5
Is it just me, or is anyone else jealous of Fotada's Secret Santa...all those luscious Spikey screencaps...LOL. Luckily, Fotada is sharing! ;D Oh yes, my SS is the best!!! And sure, I'll share the wonderful screencaps. But please clean the fingerprints and saliva off your screen when you're done! ;D Will do, and thanks, Fotada. Anna
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Fotadas Secret Santa
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Post by Fotadas Secret Santa on Dec 16, 2005 8:18:15 GMT -5
Is it just me, or is anyone else jealous of Fotada's Secret Santa...all those luscious Spikey screencaps...LOL. Luckily, Fotada is sharing! ;D Oh yes, my SS is the best!!! And sure, I'll share the wonderful screencaps. But please clean the fingerprints and saliva off your screen when you're done! Aw, shucks. Make me blush why don't you!!
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Onjels Secret Santa
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Post by Onjels Secret Santa on Dec 16, 2005 8:32:10 GMT -5
Ho, Ho, Ho, Onjelation!![/size][/color] Santa noticed that his favorite gal wanted “another Horatio Hornblower production.” Nothing’s too good for you, my sweet!!
North Pole Productions presents:Another Horatio Hornblower Production: Indefatigable on The Great Lakes[/size] Synopsis: During a violent storm, His Majesty’s Royal Subject, Captain Horatio Hornblower, and his crew aboard the Indefatigable, find themselves wildly off-course – in the Great Lakes of the Americas! Confused and disoriented, the Captain makes landfall in the Northwest Territory, between Lakes Erie & Huron. There, a bar wench by the name of Onjelusty comforts Horatio, and has hopes of becoming Onjelusty Hornblower, the best little Hornblower there ever was! On ship, Horatio’s shipmate spots Onjelusty and describes the sight to Horatio Horatio jumps overboard to head for shore. Horatio tries to make sure he makes it to shore first. Once ashore, Horatio reacts to a proposition from Onjelusty. They kiss! Onjelusty pulls Horatio down on top of her Later, Horatio falls into an exhausted slumber. Horatio wakes up, and finds himself in Onjelusty’s special “holding pen!” Horatio yells and yells, but no one comes to his rescue! Horatio dynamites his way out of trouble. Horatio makes a break for it! Safely back on board The Indefatigable, Horatio and his pants remember Onjelusty fondly. There ya go, darlin’!Merry Christmas!![/size][/color]
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