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Post by Dalton on Oct 31, 2003 18:02:11 GMT -5
Once more we are in the countdown to a new episode and so I am posing a question for all Andrews out there:
I'm a lover of cross-overs. In fact, I make up a lot in my head. We all know about crossing over between Angel and Buffy, but now I want you to use your imaginations. Cross Buffy (and/or any BTVS or ATS character) over into any TV show, past or present. Now give me a thumbnail plotline.
Here's one for inspriation. My dream crossover takes Buffy into the New York City tunnels. There, she discovers an unknown community guarded by a large, furry man-lion whom she mistakes for a a demon.
Have fun.
Diane U
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:35:15 GMT -5
Yea! Anything for Vincent, even if Buffy wouldn't understand half his vocabulary. Giles would!
Nan
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:36:07 GMT -5
Attorney Bobby Donnell gets a distubing visit from a former law school colleague who tells him of abandoning a highly successful law practice in L.A. and now fears for her life. Before Bobby can finish the conversation, the woman suddenly gets up, and goes to leave. "I can't stay too long in one place", she says almost in a whisper. "Wait", says Bobby, gently reaching for her hand. But she just looks up at him with a sad smile, and presses a small piece of paper in his other hand before she strides out the door.
Puzzled, Bobby remains lost in thought for a moment before regarding the piece of paper - a business card. Without a moment's hesitation, he calls the phone number printed under the initials "A.I.".
Miss Pamela
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:37:36 GMT -5
Spike is sent to Paris by Giles to find and ancient and arcane text that has a magikal incantation that will prevent Weetabix from becoming soggy in milk.
It's in the possession of an immortal antiques dealer named Duncan McLeod who is currently living on a barge anchored to a Quay on the Seine.
Spike's offer to buy the text is rejected so he attempts to steal it. Duncan catches him in the act and a sword fight ensues (natch), intersperced with snappy dialogue. Ducan asks (slash, swipe, thrust) why Spike needs the book.Spike (parry, block, swipe) that he has been sent by Rupert Giles. A hey, my watcher knows your watcher conversation starts. The swordfight stops. Ducan and Spike go to a little Bistro on the Isle de Paris, get drunk and compare notes about immortality and how it gets chick hot.
Spike leaves with the book.
(For our Gay readers and Slash Shippers: Spike and Duncan get it on. Spike leaves with the book and a whole different perspective on Rupert Giles.)
Rusty Goode
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:38:12 GMT -5
Undead detective Ezekiel Stone is in LA looking over his still living wife, when all hell breaks loose, literally (rain of hell fire, eternal darkness, The Beast). Taking the streets to fight the horde of vampires that emerge, he encounters mysteriously powerful young man, Connor. Connor takes Ezekiel to meet with Angel and company. The gang thinks he can be a poweful ally, but are wary, since afterall, Ezekial works for the devil himself.
*FOX cancelling Firefly was no suprise to this Brimstone fan. Stupid bastards wouldn't know a good show if it hit them in the balls.*
Joshua Adams
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:38:37 GMT -5
Spike and his colleagues are walking toward a bungalow in the moonlight. Yellow tape has been strung all around the property. Catherine calls from the doorway and the team carefully enters the house and follows her to the bedroom.
"Spike," says Gil. "Check the victim for me."
"Right," says Spike as he approaches the body of a young woman. Spike leans down, goes game face, and gently inserts his fangs into her neck. Straightening up quickly he spits into a baggie. "Well, she's B positive, a little anemic, and someone gave her a large dose of arsenic. Tastes terrible, that stuff does." Sniffing the air, he continues, "She recently had sex with another woman and she's wearing a cheap perfume, a Chanel knockoff."
Spike wanders around the bedroom. "There was a man in here recently. I can smell him. He was standing by the door but he didn't come in the room. It's the same fellow that's standing with the neighbors outside on the sidewalk. The pauchy one with the sweatsuit."
Gil straightens up from the corpse and motions for a policeman to go out and detain the suspect. "Spike, I don't know how we functioned before you came to CSI. You've cut our workload in half, and allow us time to work on the real puzzlers. Great work!"
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:39:21 GMT -5
Buffy, Spike & the Scoobies all go to Chicago on some sort of mission to stamp out evil.
While there, Xander runs into Kelly Bundy, and she takes him and the rest of the Sunnydale team home to meet Al, Peg & Bud. Xander feels so much at home with the dysfunctional Bundy's that he marries Kelly and takes a job working with Al as a shoe salesman.
The rest of the bunch leaves to go home to Sunnydale after successfully accomplishing their mission. Leaving is a particular relief to Spike, because Peg wouldn't keep her hands off him the whole time.
Edited By Spring Summers at 2/18/2003 1:44:00 PM.
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:39:59 GMT -5
Wait a sec... I know for a fact that Kelly at one point actually dated Angel. In case you missed it, he was even on the Bundy Reunion how this weekend. He was the guy getting beat up in the theatre by Al at Kelly's request. It is my personal opinion that it was this shameful occurance that led him to be eating rats in an alley when Whistler found him.
Poor Xander...someone in the gang always gets his gals first... no wonder he hates Angel.
Vlad I
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:40:34 GMT -5
OMIGOD! That IS him!
Diane U
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:41:19 GMT -5
Buffy and Spike head to Toronto on the heels of a particularly nasty beastie. While tracking the Beastie, they stop in at a bar known as the Raven and try and gather some intel. A couple of cops walk into the bar looking for the owner and Spike and Buffy decide they should skeedadle before they draw too much attention to themselves. On their way out the door, Spike steps into the middle of a bar fight and is, quite accidentaly yet quite publicly, stabbed in the chest. Shooting Buffy a conspiratorial look, Spike decides he should play dead. The two cops drag off the brawlers and Spike is sent to the morgue as a corpse. Laying in the cooler with the other stiffs, Spike waits for the Coroner to leave so that he can make his get away. No such luck, one of the cops comes in, "Hey Nath, you got that stabbing victim from the Raven in here?" "Yes Nick, I was just about to do the autopsy." "You might want to reconsider that." The cooler opens and Nick looks down on Spike as he tries to feign death. "Spike, it's been a while. How's Drucilla? Oh, and you don't have to play dead, Nathalie knows all about us." At this Spike opens his eyes and looks into the eyes of his 800 year old compatriot who is now working for Toronto homicide. "Nicholas, you haven't had a wee Beastie terrorizing Toronto of late?" "Not that I know of, but I'm on the nightshift, so I could ask the dayshift." Spike is hunting around the morgue for something to wear. Nathalie hands him one of those nasty hospital gowns that tie down the back (or the front  "Those dayshifters generally take note of mysterious goin's on do they? They must be a heck of a lot more observant than Sunnydale PD." "Point taken, maybe I could ask LaCroix for you." Nick shudders at this. "No Nick, I think I had better do that. As I recall, your sire is rather miffed at you of late, what with you seeking to become mortal again and all that. Besides, LaCroix and I are old huntin' buddies. We decimated villages together." Spike and Buffy visit the radio station together, where Spike's old hunting partner gives them a lead on their Beastie. Off our pair go to New York in search of their Beastie, where, in the sewers, they run into... P.S. : I have always thougth that Angel was a ripoff of Nick Knight. Except Nick WANTED to be redeemed. Watergal =^..^= |
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:42:48 GMT -5
A Watcher walks into a bar and sees Spike, Duncan McLeod (Mc Cloud?) Ezekial Stone, Nick Knight, LaCroix and Vincent having a drink with Bobby Donnell. Shocked and dismayed he turns on his heel and walks out. He can't afford to be seen in a bar that serves lawyers.
Bad. Sorry.
Rusty Goode
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:43:14 GMT -5
LOL
Claire Sweeney
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:44:07 GMT -5
Adam Pearson Walks into the Magic Box.
"Ripper, old chum, how have you been keeping!"
"Adam, how is the immortal Watching business?"
"Pretty calm these days. And the Slayer Watching?"
"Well we haven't had an Apocalypse of late, that may be seen as an improvement of sorts."
"Listen Ripper, you haven't come across an old journal written in something vaguely resembling Aramaic? I've been tracking this book for quite some time and my sources tell me it may have come to you in a shipment of Watcher's journals."
Giles wipes his glasses, thinking. "Why yes, I did come upon a text of unknown origin amongst a shipment that arrived last month. I filed it away for further study. Let me go look for it."
Giles exits to the back of the magic shop. Meanwhile, Spike enters through the front door, striding in as if he owns the place.
"Giles, you little wanker, we're out of Weetabix."
Looking puzzled and a little annoyed, Adam turns around and answers, "And that should affect me how?"
"Methos, you old so and so! No one told me you'd be in these parts."
"WILLIAM, I don't usually go around announcing my arrival to all comers."
"Ooooh, touchy today aren't we? Have we forgotten to eat our Weetabix again this morning?"
"Call me Adam will you, Giles doesn't know the whole story."
"Sure, of course, you're secret identity man. And just what am *I* going to get out of this arrangement pray tell?"
"Well I won't behead you right now for starters," replies Methos/Adam as he pulls an ancient bronze sword from its hiding place in his coat.
"Sounds like we may be able to work out a deal here mate,” says Spike as he backs away, hands raised defensively. “And it's Spike now by the way."
“Very good…” A returning Giles interrupts Methos and he hurriedly returns his sword to its hiding place.
“Ah, here it is! I…Spike, you haven’t been pestering the customers again. I’m sorry Mr. Pearson, there’s no excuse for Spike here.”
Methos, sensing that Giles is attempting to cover for him, plays along with the “customer” scenario.
“Yes that’s it, thank you Mr. Giles. Put it on my bill will you.”
As Methos exits the store, Spike follows.
“Say, Adam, what exactly do you want with a bloody old book anyway? You were there, why would you need some ancient doodler who fancied himself Shakespeare to tell you about it hmmm?”
“Well, first, speaking as the “ancient doodler” I take offence to that. And second, I’ve been craving a good lamb roast for the better part of a century, and they just don’t make recipes like they used to.” He waves the book in front of Spike’s face.
“Wait a minute, you’ve spent a century looking for some ratty old journal just so you could find a recipe for lamb? What a waste of time!”
“Well you haven’t tasted my lamb…”
Watergal =^..^=
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:44:37 GMT -5
Love it. Methos was my favorite recurring character on Highlander.
Diane U
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Post by Dalton on Nov 7, 2003 14:45:08 GMT -5
Spike goes to a goth club and meets Kelly who takes him home because she knows this is one guy her dad will like.
Spike:'Hi,I'm Spike and I'm a vampire-' Ozzy: '@#%@&@ that, I'm the @#$@%@ sodding @#$#@% Prince of %$#@%$#@ Darkness! @#$%$#@ that!'
Patti T.
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