What about Bob? Well, the name everyone usually calls him is also one syllable and he's one of the best recurring characters in the Abramsverse. And if you still can't guess who it is, you'll have to turn in your Alias card before watching.
The Doctor: River Song, I could bloody kiss you! River: Oh well. Maybe when you're older.
The Doctor: Can I trust you, River Song? River: If you like. But where's the fun in that?
"Yer too preggers to go in right now" I guess is what the translation of "we need to go in tactically"
Hee "I will gag you"
"And how do you like my office decor, the big Martian death-ray bomb?"
In the knee? oh, so he can question him.
You're gonna go after them yo'self, Rachel?
Huh. So Masari is into Pyrrhic (sp) victories... I guess he did that after things went to crap with his guards.. because if he did it before he told the guard to take out Dixon, he's got some interesting priorities..
Rajesh: Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh?
Howard: Shiva and Ganesh? The Hindu gods against the entire Union army?
Leonard: And orcs!
Rajesh: Excuse me: Ganesh is the removal of obstacles, and Shiva is the destroyer. When the smoke clears, Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps.