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Post by Kerrie on Nov 6, 2003 3:10:30 GMT -5
Teaser Buffy receives word that Spike has been discovered. She finds him in a lab and in his non-coporeal state. He recounts his last memories (from Chosen). Whilst he tells his ordeal, but can't tell what has happened to him Buffy receives a call from LA saying that Spike is there.
OPening credits begin with the new words "The turth is out there".
The rest of the episode is spent trying to find out which is the real Spike using the research aid of the Scoobies to develop appropriate tests.
The episode finishes with the doppleganger in LA being destroyed after confronting the real Spike. In Giles's voice-over notes we are left wondering why Spike is back and whether it is part of a conspiracy and if so whose (the powers of good or evil)?
The rest of the season is spent trying to find out why he has come back and why there are multiple Spikes.
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Post by RAKSHA on Nov 6, 2003 3:20:35 GMT -5
Teaser Buffy receives word that Spike has been discovered. She finds him in a lab and in his non-coporeal state. He recounts his last memories (from Chosen). Whilst he tells his ordeal, but can't tell what has happened to him Buffy receives a call from LA saying that Spike is there. OPening credits begin with the new words "The turth is out there". The rest of the episode is spent trying to find out which is the real Spike using the research aid of the Scoobies to develop appropriate tests. The episode finishes with the doppleganger in LA being destroyed after confronting the real Spike. In Giles's voice-over notes we are left wondering why Spike is back and whether it is part of a conspiracy and if so whose (the powers of good or evil)? The rest of the season is spent trying to find out why he has come back and why there are multiple Spikes. Multiple Spikes! What a great idea! As long as one of them isn't the First; I can have one and there's still one or more available for Patti...
GAIL ;D
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Post by S'ewing S'cubie on Nov 6, 2003 7:57:52 GMT -5
I haven't got time to flesh out the details, but this one is more inspired by season 6. It is a cross between BtVS and just straight out porn. I call it "Buff". I reckon this will be up for about a day before it gets deleted by me or a techno-pagon. Xander returns top being a pizza-delivery boy and delivers "pizza" to Willow and Kennedy whilst a jealous ghost of Anya watches on. Buffy and Spike engage in virtual sex after staking vampires. Faith and Wood do their usual competitive sex. It is wrong to do Dawn. I have no interest in 'doing' Andrew. I think it will be 98% sex. Sure it would get dull after the first few episodes, but I thought it deserved a chance. Please note if this one offends anyone, IM me or a techno-pagon immediately and it will be deleted. I just have a sick sense of humour. No, Kerrie, your humor isn't sick enough! Why can't we "do" Dawn? She's of age now. "Doing" Andrew is just...wrong.
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Post by S'ewing S'cubie on Nov 6, 2003 8:00:01 GMT -5
Multiple Spikes! What a great idea! As long as one of them isn't the First; I can have one and there's still one or more available for Patti...
GAIL ;D A Spike/Patti/Spike sandwich? Um, Patti, are you ok with this?
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Post by Alice on Nov 6, 2003 13:42:04 GMT -5
No, Kerrie, your humor isn't sick enough! Why can't we "do" Dawn? She's of age now. "Doing" Andrew is just...wrong. Ummm... *clears her throat* I kind of like Andrew, and think, uh, maybe I would like... well... Is there a support group out there for people like me?
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Post by S'ewing S'cubie on Nov 6, 2003 14:37:25 GMT -5
Ummm... *clears her throat* I kind of like Andrew, and think, uh, maybe I would like... well... Is there a support group out there for people like me? OMIGOD! Um, well, I guess there's all tastes...and something for everyone...uh...yeah.... Diane (who considers the Predator a viable option)
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Post by S'ewing S'cubie on Nov 6, 2003 14:38:52 GMT -5
OMIGOD! Um, well, I guess there's all tastes...and something for everyone...uh...yeah.... Diane (who considers the Predator a viable option) Joining the ranks of the ultracool who answer themselves. Who dropping in here would think that a Buffy/Predator crossover had possibilities?
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Post by Sue on Nov 6, 2003 15:29:37 GMT -5
Scenario #3. (Which is my favorite except I'm afraid I won't have time to do it justice.)
UPN comes to Joss and wants him to resurrect the Buffyverse. Joss is intrigued, but has some demands: total creative control, pick his own night and time slot, control over PR, promos, ad campaign, security and closed set, contracts and agreements signed in blood to avoid spoilage, etc, etc,.
UPN agrees to everything. All the cast members are on board, even James Marsters and Alyson Hannigan who are foregoing other high profile opportunities for the chance to work with Joss et al again. But even tho they are taking a huge cut in salary the (generous) budget is still going to be tight.
Suddenly Joss realizes--he's on board, UPN is on board, the cast is on board, but....his creative team has disbursed to the four winds. Joss-trained and inspired --the guts of Mutant Enemy have gone forth and are attempting to change the face of Hollywood and entertainment as we know it. (And some are just busy on posting boards and being worshipped by their minions) So.... he needs new people, creative people, dedicated people, possibly obessed people, people who are willing to foresake private lives, personal relationships, family, friends, etc to rebuild the Buffyverse. And...they have to work dirt cheap!
Suddenly, he has an idea, no, a plan, maybe even a wiggins. (Anybody see where this is going yet?)
"Get me my laptop! Go to this address! Call up this website! Contact these people! Sign every member of the Soulful Spike Society to the New Mutant Enemy!"
And lo within 6 days Joss had re-created Mutant Enemy and the Buffyverse was resurrected and brought forth once again. And on the 7th day the cast and crew met at his house for Shakespeare readings.
Specific contract details:
Executive Producer: Alexandra Producer: William the Bloody Assitant Producers: Rae, Patti, Dave Director: makd aka "Thrallmaster" Assistant Director for Sound and Music: Sandy Shores Writing team: Nan Dibble, Rob Sorenson, Mary Statz, assorted minions The "voice" of Xander: Rob Vampire clan and sexual relationships: Nan NC-17 B/S scenes: Mary Ghost-writer for "William's" poetry: Diane Continuity and fact-checker: Dave Crenshaw Character continuity and development; analysis and psychoanalysis: Spring Summers Hospitality and "green room"; ambassador to guest stars: deborah cohen Minions in charge of entertaining visiting guest stars: Betsy L., eg, Lee Legal Issues (including those resulting from entertaining visiting guest stars just a little too enthusiastically): Lee, Laura, John, Julie A Minions in charge of animal stars: Dogs: Gail Birds: deborah Flying Monkeys and other pet demons: Rusty Goode Minions in charge of on-site child care for cast and crew children: Caraleigh and Kerrie On site child actor education: lori and lparish Minions in charge of scouting exotic out of country locales for shooting: Kerrie and Alice Dialect Coach: Sarah Researchers: Dalton, Shanno, Becky Casting of Minorities (and also possibly demons): John Minion in charge of mystical and chemical experiments: Micha Publicity: Vlad Historical flashbacks and Accuracy: Diane Ullman Personal assistant to SMG: Personal Assistant to MT: Personal Assistant to NB: Rob Personal Assistant to ED: Rob Personal Assistant to AH: Dave Personal Assistant to CC: John Personal Assistant to DB: Betsy L. Personal Assistant to AD: LadyDi Personal Assistant to ASH: Anne D. Personal Assistant to AA: Rachael Personal Assistant to Joss: Patti Personal Assistant to visiting Big Bads: eg Costumes: Diane Costume fittings (all male cast members): Spring Costume fittings (female cast members): um, guys? Cue Card Lady: Reetta Casting Couch: Shanno Janitor (reprising her duties for the VISHN): Nan Dibble Culinary Wizard and Cast/Crew Chef: Nicki M.
***Personal Assistant to Mr. Marsters (24/7): Sue --aka "Spike's #1 Minion***
(disclaimer: I know I have left out several S'cubies--betsyAB, ellie,missbuffy, Len, Winterdreamer. I'm not forgetting you I just didn't know where to place you. Please IM me with the job (either listed above or create one for yourself) and I will add you to the credits. Ditto for anyone who wishes to switch jobs or create additional jobs--IM me and I will update tonight and if still necessary, next Monday. --Sue)
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Post by raenstorm on Nov 6, 2003 16:19:07 GMT -5
***** TEASER *****[SCENE: BLACK SCREEN. Slowly (ok, not TOO slowly) we see the sun rise and light spread out over beautiful mountain scenery, golden light spilling out of the sky. The camera pulls back to reveal Buffy crouching at the edge of the cliff, just watching the sun rise. Behind her we see the dark shadow of an SUV, parked.] BUFFY: "It's beautiful, isn't it?" Voiceover WILLOW: "Stunning, Buffy. Where is Xander?" BUFFY: "Sleeping, in the car. I think I pooped him out with fear driving up the mountain." VO WILLOW: "You DROVE?" BUFFY: "Of course, silly. Hey. I'm getting better." VO WILLOW: "But, a mountain, Buffy? Poor Xander." BUFFY: "He survived." VO WILLOW: "True, he'll be sorry he missed this..." BUFFY: "Yes, he hates missing a chance to point out Buffy driving flaws." VO WILLOW: *laughs* Ok, Buffy. I have to go. I have a coven meeting in twenty and Kennedy is having some Hexlar demon troubles that I need to work on right away. BUFFY: "Gotcha. Tell her to watch those tentacles, they sting. Thanks for watching with me Will." VO WILLOW: "Anytime, Buff. Be careful, ok?" BUFFY: "Always. Bye." [Scene: During convo camera pans around to show Buffy wearing an earpiece and holding up a video cell up towards the sunrise. Buffy hangs up the phone and stands up, brushing off her pants. Slowing she backs away and heads towards the car where Xander slumbers in the passenger seat. Climbing in, she starts up the car and jerks off down the mountain. Xander wakes up suddenly as Buffy barrels over bumps in the path.] XANDER: "Buffy! You said you'd let me drive down." BUFFY: "You were asleep." XANDER: "Oh, did I miss the sunrise?! You should have woken me." BUFFY: [turns and smiles at him] "S'ok, Will watched it with me." XANDER: [smiles back and then realizes they're headed for a tree] "BUFFY!" ***** BLACK SCREEN TO COMMERCIAL *****During the first ep of Buffy the Traveling Vampire Slayer, we discover that Buffy and friends did indeed take the summer off, back-packing through Europe. Now, Willow is helping run the Coven in England where she and Kennedy help fight local demons. Giles is there, re-establishing the Watcher's Council: Next Generation. Faith and Wood live in NYC, trying to keep the demon population there under control. Dawn is attending college in England and weekends with Giles, Will, and Kennedy. At first, Buffy kept busy helping Giles with the new Council but she quickly grew bored of the logistics. Now she travels the world with good friend Xander, showing up at demon hot-spots to help in out-of-control situations. Oh, and sight-seeing along the way. Weekly episodes feature Buffy in a new location, often with new slayerettes dodging her footsteps, eager to meet the famous VAMPIRE SLAYER. Sometimes she likes 'em, sometimes not. Sometimes she teaches 'em, sometimes they teach her. During sweeps weeks, we have major crises that require the entire gang to make the trip. Stay tuned for Dawn's Spring Break... things can get awfully sticky in Cancun! Opening credits will conclude with a clip of Buffy holding up a suitcase and a stake and saying, perkily, "Have stake, will travel!"
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Post by raenstorm on Nov 6, 2003 16:24:24 GMT -5
Scenario #3. (Which is my favorite except I'm afraid I won't have time to do it justice.) UPN comes to Joss and wants him to resurrect the Buffyverse. Joss is intrigued, but has some demands: total creative control, pick his own night and time slot, control over PR, promos, ad campaign, security and closed set, contracts and agreements signed in blood to avoid spoilage, etc, etc,. UPN agrees to everything. All the cast members are on board, even James Marsters and Alyson Hannigan who are foregoing other high profile opportunities for the chance to work with Joss et al again. But even tho they are taking a huge cut in salary the (generous) budget is still going to be tight. Suddenly Joss realizes--he's on board, UPN is on board, the cast is on board, but....his creative team has disbursed to the four winds. Joss-trained and inspired --the guts of Mutant Enemy have gone forth and are attempting to change the face of Hollywood and entertainment as we know it. (And some are just busy on posting boards and being worshipped by their minions) So.... he needs new people, creative people, dedicated people, possibly obessed people, people who are willing to foresake private lives, personal relationships, family, friends, etc to rebuild the Buffyverse. And...they have to work dirt cheap! Suddenly, he has an idea, no, a plan, maybe even a wiggins. (Anybody see where this is going yet?) "Get me my laptop! Go to this address! Call up this website! Contact these people! Sign every member of the Soulful Spike Society to the New Mutant Enemy!" And lo within 6 days Joss had re-created Mutant Enemy and the Buffyverse was resurrected and brought forth once again. And on the 7th day the cast and crew met at his house for Shakespeare readings. Specific contract details: Executive Producer: Alexandra Producer: William the Bloody Assitant Producers: Rae, Patti, Dave ***SNIP*** Awesome, Sue! I've always wanted to be an Asst. Producer.
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Post by S'ewing S'cubie on Nov 6, 2003 18:12:15 GMT -5
Scenario #3 Ghost-writer for "William's" poetry: Diane Historical flashbacks and Accuracy: Diane Ullman Costumes: Diane This is good. SPRING? Spring knows measurements all right, but what does she know about fitting a tight pair of leather pants? Ditto. You wanna go toe-to-toe with Patti for that one, Sue?
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Post by Anne, Old S'cubie Cat on Nov 6, 2003 18:14:04 GMT -5
<snip>Scenario #3. Personal Assistant to ASH: Anne D.<snip> BtVS back, and this too - You made my day, Sue, thank you! ;D
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Post by Sue on Nov 6, 2003 18:57:14 GMT -5
You wanna go toe-to-toe with Patti for that one, Sue? Let Patti create her own AU and name herself Personal Assistant in that one. (nah--nah--naw--boo--boo!) Oh and, Spring, I'll be fitting Mr. Marsters' costumes as well. Sue
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Post by Sue on Nov 6, 2003 18:58:28 GMT -5
BtVS back, and this too - You made my day, Sue, thank you! ;D Anne- You only got ASH because in this universe I got JM. However, in any universe where Patti and Spring oust me from JM's personal circle, I may have to fight you for Tony!
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Post by Anne, Old S'cubie Cat on Nov 6, 2003 19:38:51 GMT -5
Anne- You only got ASH because in this universe I got JM. However, in any universe where Patti and Spring oust me from JM's personal circle, I may have to fight you for Tony! I'll bet ASH is man enough for both of us. We could always timeshare - I have to deal with my kids some of the time... Besides, your universe, your rules!
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