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Post by SpringSummers on Dec 4, 2006 20:46:32 GMT -5
Santa sees that you've been very good this year, Riff so Santa consulted Amy Acker regarding some of your Christmas wishes. Amy's been wracking her brains trying to find an American recipe just in time for Christmas. Thank you so much, Santa! Fred is the most beautiful woman who's ever lived, isn't she? I'll try Amy's recipe over Christmas; it sounds lovely. (Oh, and please thank her for it!) I've never seen tinned pumpkin, but it's probably available somewhere. I know a nice delicatessen that may well have it. Never seen canned pumpkin? Who knew? Like Santa, I just assumed it was the kind of thing that was "universally available." If you have trouble finding it, I'm happy to send you a can or two. I have plenty leftover from Thanksgiving.
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Post by Sara on Dec 5, 2006 10:37:57 GMT -5
Ho ho ho!Merry Christmas, Sara! I thought I'd take a leaf from my little helper Erin and give you a motivational poster.*rummages in sack*And something else. Why not try reading this?*offers copy of We by Yevgeny Zamyatin*Written by a Russian dissident who got into hot water with Stalin. It's the dystopian future fantasy that inspired 1984 and Brave New World. A future of total conformity based entirely on mathematics...I can't spend all year being festive, you know. I usually read Proust and Dostoevsky. Thanks Santa! The poster's great, and I look forward to taking a look at the book sometime in the near future.
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Post by Lolas Secret Santa on Dec 5, 2006 12:04:22 GMT -5
Wow. Santa's noticing a theme here: first socks, then boots... Santa also digs boots, and has found a nice selection for you. Santa hopes you like them. Santa is also a little weirded out by referring to himself in the third person. And Santa's favorites The black ones and the white one are available hereThe pink ones, the Santa boots, and the furry ones are hereAlso, Santa thinks the guy below is a hottie (hey, don't judge!). Click on his cute cuteness to go to his amusing website: Finally, Santa hopes you feel lots better. #bighug#
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Post by Springs Santa on Dec 5, 2006 21:39:05 GMT -5
Well, it might be kinda hard to get him out of his new house, but maybe I can get the son to S-fest sometime! Thanks for the suggestion Santa, baby! Aha...thank you for the lovely homespun blankie! That's worth another 5 or 6 naps over the next few days... And I was thinking that the house would be big enough that your son probably wouldn't even notice a extra score or so others in the place, especially if they were as quiet as they've sworn they would be.
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Onjels Secret Santa
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Post by Onjels Secret Santa on Dec 5, 2006 22:38:51 GMT -5
Onjel, dear Onjel.
It's your favorite fat man here, returning with many wonderful items especially for you.
In looking over your list, I notice you wanted images of exotic locales. A nice mental vacation, eh?
How about Tahiti?
Maybe you'd prefer to visit Carnival in Venice or sip a nice cool drink at a relaxing sunset bar on the beach in Cannes?
Or wait, you could drop by Portugal's silver coast.
And then go boating on Lago Futalaufquen in Argentina.
But wait, Santa is putting on his glasses and taking another look at the list. You wanted wallpaper! Well, that's a link of another color indeed.
And, just in case you needed more incentive and motivation to work, bill and get rich doing it?
Think about how much money you need to save in order to take this guy to all those places in all these pictures.
Ho, ho, ho! *
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Post by Lola m on Dec 6, 2006 8:13:42 GMT -5
Wow. Santa's noticing a theme here: first socks, then boots... Santa also digs boots, and has found a nice selection for you. Santa hopes you like them. Santa is also a little weirded out by referring to himself in the third person. <sadly snipping all but my very very faves> And Santa's favorites The black ones and the white one are available hereThe pink ones, the Santa boots, and the furry ones are hereAlso, Santa thinks the guy below is a hottie (hey, don't judge!). Click on his cute cuteness to go to his amusing website: funny photo<sadly snippeding the most excellent high five photo Evah!> Finally, Santa hopes you feel lots better. Kicky boots!!!! Kinky kicky boots too!!!!!! **hugs Santa and dances around with him** LOVE these, Santa! Really really really love them. Have a cookie! Heck, have a whole mess o' cookies and a little something to wash 'em down with! Oh, and the Lonely Island site? Seriously funny, dude. #smirk# I anticipate many days of gleeful giggling as I wander through all the goodies housed there. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Lolas Secret Santa on Dec 6, 2006 8:56:48 GMT -5
*falls on ground after mad spinning with Lola* Whew! Santa's happy that you like them! Santa's got a bit of the boot love himself (Santa's not going to touch the belt or the bastinata, if that's OK). And cookies! And champagne! #woot2# Oh! And Santa also thought, if you don't already know about it, that you might like this site: www.homestarrunner.comSanta especially recommends Strong Bad's e-mails and Teen Girl Squad.
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Post by Springs Santa on Dec 6, 2006 14:29:54 GMT -5
Dear Spring,
I do believe I've found the perfect motivation for you to continue with your reviews. Here's a very special message from a very special someone who is especially very interested in what you have to say.Love,
Your Santa
p.s. I don't recommend Windex for cleaning your computer monitor.
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Post by Onjel on Dec 6, 2006 14:43:13 GMT -5
Onjel, dear Onjel.
It's your favorite fat man here, returning with many wonderful items especially for you.
In looking over your list, I notice you wanted images of exotic locales. A nice mental vacation, eh?
How about Tahiti?
<snipped with much longing>
Maybe you'd prefer to visit Carnival in Venice or sip a nice cool drink at a relaxing sunset bar on the beach in Cannes?
Or wait, you could drop by Portugal's silver coast.
And then go boating on Lago Futalaufquen in Argentina.
But wait, Santa is putting on his glasses and taking another look at the list. You wanted wallpaper! Well, that's a link of another color indeed.
And, just in case you needed more incentive and motivation to work, bill and get rich doing it?
Think about how much money you need to save in order to take this guy to all those places in all these pictures.
Ho, ho, ho! *
Oooooooh!!!! *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhh* How beautiful! Thank you Santa dearest! I've bookmarked the wallpaper sites and will be enjoying them all year long! How about a nice cold beverage to whet your whistle after breathing in all that cold air? And, to satisfy your hunger please have some and some and some to take with you.
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Post by Michelle on Dec 6, 2006 19:26:16 GMT -5
Wow. Santa's noticing a theme here: first socks, then boots... Santa also digs boots, and has found a nice selection for you. Santa hopes you like them. Santa is also a little weirded out by referring to himself in the third person. Also, Santa thinks the guy below is a hottie (hey, don't judge!). Click on his cute cuteness to go to his amusing website: I'm not Lola, but I think Andy is pretty cute too!! You have very good taste, Santa!
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Post by Michelle on Dec 6, 2006 19:28:17 GMT -5
#rofl1#
YES!!!! Great job, Spring's Santa!!
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Post by Lola m on Dec 6, 2006 21:26:32 GMT -5
*falls on ground after mad spinning with Lola* Whew! Santa's happy that you like them! Santa's got a bit of the boot love himself (Santa's not going to touch the belt or the bastinata, if that's OK). And cookies! And champagne! Oh! And Santa also thought, if you don't already know about it, that you might like this site: www.homestarrunner.comSanta especially recommends Strong Bad's e-mails and Teen Girl Squad. #rofl1# Teen Girl Squad! "So good!" "So good!" "OK! Um, I mean, so good!" ;D
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Post by SpringSummers on Dec 6, 2006 22:05:19 GMT -5
Dear Spring,
I do believe I've found the perfect motivation for you to continue with your reviews. Here's a very special message from a very special someone who is especially very interested in what you have to say.<snip> Love,
Your Santa
p.s. I don't recommend Windex for cleaning your computer monitor.
LOL! A Spikey motivational poster - I'm both scared and enthralled . . . how can I say no?? Thanks, Santa! Perfect!! I'll leave the light on for you, Christmas Eve (and for Spike, all other eves).
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Post by SpringSummers on Dec 6, 2006 22:05:57 GMT -5
<snip> <snip>
YES!!!! Great job, Spring's Santa!! That WAS a good one, wasn't it?
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Post by Devs Secret Santa on Dec 6, 2006 22:46:47 GMT -5
Dev – Ho, Ho, Ho – it’s me again! I get a lot of mail at Christmas time, mostly wish lists! But look what I found in my mailbag today! Some of your favorite ladies have asked me to deliver this very special Christmas card, from them - to you! They send you their love and cuddles!Hope this makes your Christmas even merrier!
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