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Post by Sara on May 15, 2008 9:18:05 GMT -5
So click your heels together...
Hard to believe we're already at the final episode, huh? But remember, tonight is only the first hour of the three-hour season finale—and that they're taking next week off to show the GA two-hour finale.
Two weeks from tonight, though, they'll air this week's segment and the final two hours together, so we'll still get to watch the finale all in one piece.
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Post by Matthew on May 15, 2008 21:08:08 GMT -5
I want one of those "useful for everything" phones.
Oh yeah. Moving the island. That's right.
And where are we now?
Miss Decker? Who's this? (Other than Admiral Cain/Vixis). Military plane, like a 130.
Getting their stories straight.
"We ARE in shock, Jack"
"Well, then this should be easy"
Oh! A Coastie 130.
Hey! It's the press!
Hugo's family!
Sun's parents... Wonder what happened to the watch.
And Kate's momma isn't there. Who's this that's meeting Jack? His momma? Yep. His momma.
And back to "how a small number of them got there"
Frank is awesome. They've got clear intel. And Jack's taking charge again with Kate as his second-in-command.
Aw! Juliet's doing the dutiful consort thingie! You should slap him some, too, and kiss his silly ass good-bye, Juliet.
Charlotte didn't know about the secondary protocol? How does Daniel?!?
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Post by Lola m on May 15, 2008 21:11:44 GMT -5
Actually flying out? Woo! Yeah, I think the pilot guy has the right to be a bit scared, knowing their history and all. Hell if I were the "Oceanic Six", I'd be scared! Hmmmmm. They "all know the story". Heh. They'll just think we're in shock. We are in shock, Jack. I'm actually tearing up a bit. This is . . . man. And no one for Kate or Sayid. And then Hurley brings Sayid right over to his family. That's it, now I'm officially crying. Back at the beach. Ah!! Pilot left it on monitor, so they can hear that there is something wrong at the helicopter. "The Orchid." Oooh, and Daniel knows what the "secondary protocol" is, but she doesn't.
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Post by Matthew on May 15, 2008 21:20:24 GMT -5
Heh. "suppurating" Kate knows his tells.
"Genghis" now that's an interesting name for Miles. Huh.
Walking corpses can wander off like that. At least around there.
"New Otherton" I so love Sawyer.
What are you talking about, Kate? They ALWAYS fight each other. it's how they show their hot manly love for each other.
"Hold up! You don't get to die alone"
And back to the future.
So they were supposedly lost in the Sunda sea? That's a bit far from where I'd put them.
Miss Austin's baby. Which she gave birth to.
Wow. awesome bullshittery.
And Hugo makes it clear that he wants nothing to do with the money.
"What was it like giving birth on the island?"
Someone's noticed the pregnancy thing.
"no. absolutely not" on other survivors.
Noor! I mean Nadia! Yay! Sayid gets some happy before she dies horribly on him.
So now only Kate is left alone with no-one but the marshalls to greet her home.
"Six at a time" huh.
"Of course Jack and kate went running after it" Sayid's expression seems to say.
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Post by Lola m on May 15, 2008 21:21:30 GMT -5
Jack, Jack, Jack. You are officially an idiot. Not bleeding? Not bleeding my ass! Squeeeee! Sawyer with the baby!!!! (Oh, and the ghost whisperer.) Heeee! "Blew up new Otherton." Oh you two stupid mens! Give Kate the baby to make her stay in one place. Here's the story. Oh-kay. So, the baby is Kate's. They drifted and got a typhoon blown boat. And they are all oh so carefully watching each other to make sure they keep to the story. Especialy the "no no no there are no other survivors" bit. Oh. And this is when Sayid found Nadia again. Oh. Oh. That little . . . blink . . . like he can't believe she's there. Ooooooh! Manly Sayid on the boat!! Woo hoo!!!! Oy. More scattered folks and plans gone awry! Always!
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Post by Lola m on May 15, 2008 21:23:41 GMT -5
I want one of those "useful for everything" phones. Oh yeah. Moving the island. That's right. And where are we now? Miss Decker? Who's this? (Other than Admiral Cain/Vixis). Military plane, like a 130. Evil Oceanic Airline Spokesmodel. I would pay to see this.
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Post by Matthew on May 15, 2008 21:29:49 GMT -5
Of course. My greenhouse allows me to move my island.
Signal mirror.
"Communicating with who?""Who do you think" God, I don't know, could be bloody ANYONE, in this show.
Daniel stepping up to do the brave thing.
Okay, now I have NO idea how things are going to wind up, who's gonna be left where, or what.
Something freakier than normal is going to happen on the boat.
And back to the future. SunDaddy.
Wonder is she will ever find out that he was a gangster. I guess she knows already.
I think I love disrespectful Sun.
She bought controlling intererest! This is made of awesomeberries!!!!
*swoons with schadenfreuding happy*
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Post by Lola m on May 15, 2008 21:30:04 GMT -5
Benry and Locke and Hurley are off to the Orchid too. Greenhouse? How to move the island? Very carefully. Can I get a rimshot? ;D OK, all the folks on the boat can't die, 'cuz we know Sun and Aaron make it back, so . . . so what goes horribly horribly wrong this time? Flash forward. Evil Paik Inc. OH!! OMG!!! She bought the company!!!! Oh that is soo very very excellent!!
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Post by Lola m on May 15, 2008 21:33:45 GMT -5
Heh. "suppurating" Kate knows his tells. "Genghis" now that's an interesting name for Miles. Huh. Walking corpses can wander off like that. At least around there. "New Otherton" I so love Sawyer. So much love on the Sawyer. I could suggest a few other ways they could show it . . . Truly awesome in its bare-faced totally not-trueness. **snerk** See now they've dumped the baby on Sun and both run off into the jungle, there can be a nice sweaty foursome with Jack and Sawyer.
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Post by Matthew on May 15, 2008 21:38:43 GMT -5
Oh, poor Hugo. Finding coconuts and hearing whispers in his own home.
And his family doesn't realize why someone in a survival situation might be a bit twitchy.
"Jesus Christ is not a weapon" heh.
Sayid and Nadia.
"Interesting choice of theme" heh heh.
So this is how it got fixed up.
HAH!!!! the odometer readings!
Well, the numbers were trying to keep him OFF the plane, unless the numbers were pushing him just enough so that he'd push back.....
And back to the island.. yeah, was wondering about that: moving the island just brings the crazy people with you..
So how does Widmore know about the island other than through the Hanso logbook?
Moving plant! a triffid! no, one of the rambos!
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Post by Lola m on May 15, 2008 21:39:01 GMT -5
Ominous coconut of doooooooooom!!! Jesus Christ is not a weapon. Boy, you can tell she's not from the island. Mom really doesn't get it. Yeah and dad doesn't either. He fixed the car. And now he's goin' for a ride with his dad. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! The numbers! The numbers!! Run run run run run run run!!!!! Don't the dudes with guns move too? Yeah, I was kinda thinking that was a problem.
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Post by Lola m on May 15, 2008 21:42:22 GMT -5
Of course. My greenhouse allows me to move my island. Signal mirror. "Communicating with who?""Who do you think" God, I don't know, could be bloody ANYONE, in this show. I KNOW! Like is it the rest of the Others? The Teddy Bear Clan living in an all-child Lord of the Flies-esque kind of society? Polar bears? Original immortal four-toed islanders? Frozen Dharmaites? Jacob? Jacob's ghost? Jacob's ladder? The French? Best. Sun. Evah.
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Post by Matthew on May 15, 2008 21:50:08 GMT -5
I suppose they're okay-ish there, as most of the crazy people are back on the Island, still.
Oh, this isn't at all awkward. Michael and Sun and Jin all together again. Fortunately, Michael can't be killed.
"What else did I miss?" heh.
and Sawyer and Jack stumble up on the Orchid from the rear. Or Frank, at least.
Ah, he's been tied to the helicopter.
Aw! Sawyer showing human emotions! Worried for Hugo!
Well hell, he's still running around, Jack, of course you can't bury him.
Yeah, he did do a few funerals, didn't he?
Oh! It's claire's momma! Maybe this is where he finds out.
Okay, now he knows he had a sister. And now the twilight zone music starts up with Jack, and perhaps he is suspecting..
"Claire" and we have just lost cabin pressure.
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Post by Lola m on May 15, 2008 21:50:12 GMT -5
Holy crap. They actually make it to the ship. So, how does it all go horribly horribly wrong? Oh, by the way. Walt's here. Oh, crappity hell. "Something on the island is broadcasting" again and so they can't do anything?! Arggghh! Manly Jack and manly Sawyer! And Frank! And handcuffs!! Dude, there are soooo many things you could do with a pair of handcuffs. "Hugo's with Ben." "Son of a bitch." Yeah, it's just one long series of people being in the wrong place and people having to scramble after them. Christian's long delayed, and yet also possibly premature, funeral. Ohhhhhhhh. This is when Jack learns that Claire is his half-sister in the future! And now we get to see Jack go completely out of his tiny mind, don't we?
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Post by Lola m on May 15, 2008 21:52:02 GMT -5
Oh, poor Hugo. Finding coconuts and hearing whispers in his own home. And his family doesn't realize why someone in a survival situation might be a bit twitchy. "Jesus Christ is not a weapon" heh. Sayid and Nadia. "Interesting choice of theme" heh heh. So this is how it got fixed up. HAH!!!! the odometer readings! Well, the numbers were trying to keep him OFF the plane, unless the numbers were pushing him just enough so that he'd push back..... And back to the island.. yeah, was wondering about that: moving the island just brings the crazy people with you.. So how does Widmore know about the island other than through the Hanso logbook? Moving plant! a triffid! no, one of the rambos! It soooooooooo should have been a triffid!!! Totally!! Trapped on the island by the salt water all around!
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