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Post by Sues Secret Sanata on Dec 17, 2008 12:08:03 GMT -5
Well, well, well, it looks like Sue has indeed been a very good girl this year. So good, in fact, that I, Santa, am able to combine two of her requests and make them doubly as good! For how much better can you get than Hugh Jackman and warm sandy beaches?!
This really is a match made in...well, I don't know if something this sinful could really be made in heaven. You be the judge:Hugh:Beach:Hugh and Beach:Hugh:Beach:Hugh and Beach: And here's a desktop picture so that you can enjoy your presents year-round: Hugh and the beachNow Santa is off to call his travel agent and fitness trainer, not necessarily in that order.
Enjoy!
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Post by Lola m on Dec 17, 2008 22:52:40 GMT -5
Karen's Secret Santa sucks lemons, bigtime. Or maybe I'm just stockpiling gifts. Or hunting for the perfect gifts. But, be assured, dear, sweet, lovely, patient, Karen, that your gifts are coming. Blame it on the USPS if you like. Or drunken raindeer maybe. Or the state of the economy (Santa is having to wait for better discounts to kick in). Or, blame it on the fact that Karen's Secret Santa sucks. Santa, baby. Don't you fret. Here's a little song to help inspire you. Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me Been an awful good girl Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue, I'll wait up for you dear Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed, Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed Next year I could be just as good If you check off my christmas list
Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot Been an angel all year Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed To a platinum mine, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques, Sign your x on the line Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my chirstmas tree, With some decorations bought at Tiffany's I really do believe in you, Let's see if you believe in me
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring, I don't mean on the phone, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry, tonight.I believe in you! Heee! And also, . Love that song.
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Karens belated Secret Santa
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Post by Karens belated Secret Santa on Dec 18, 2008 19:19:10 GMT -5
Ho! Ho! Ho! Karen,
You have been a very good girl. And patient besides.
Here is an excellent resource for Golf Humor and (gag) Golf equipment:
www.golfun.net
A sample:
18 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
* You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house. * If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique * The Ten Commandments do not say anything about golf. * If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet, then you become famous * Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with * It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger * When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together. * If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with someone else. * Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you golf by yourself. * When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. * You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf stuff. * You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes and invite co-workers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment * There is no such thing as a golf transmitted disease * If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel. * Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life. * Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game. * You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of golf. * Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week! Is that all you ever think about?"[P.S. Santa is just getting warmed up.]
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Post by Sue on Dec 20, 2008 22:12:32 GMT -5
Well, well, well, it looks like Sue has indeed been a very good girl this year. So good, in fact, that I, Santa, am able to combine two of her requests and make them doubly as good! For how much better can you get than Hugh Jackman and warm sandy beaches?!
This really is a match made in...well, I don't know if something this sinful could really be made in heaven. You be the judge:Hugh and Beach:And here's a desktop picture so that you can enjoy your presents year-round: Hugh and the beachNow Santa is off to call his travel agent and fitness trainer, not necessarily in that order.
Enjoy! Oh my my my my my my my. Santa, you DO know how to warm a girl's cockles. (Which is a very odd expression, really.) Beach. Fitness Trainer. HUGH. I don't know how I would ever explain to my kids and husband if I put Hugh on my screensaver, though. So I'll just have to look at him when I have some time to myself. Thanks, Santa! And here is a pin-up for you, too:
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Springs Secret Santa
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Post by Springs Secret Santa on Dec 20, 2008 23:45:52 GMT -5
Ho ho ho, Spring! Your secret Santa is back to bring you a few more goodies!
When you wrote to Santa, you said you wanted some pretty pics of Winter Wonderland, so here you go!
There was also a mention of pictures of “pretty men”, which doesn’t surprise Santa at all, thinking back to the last time he “left something under your tree”. If you know what Santa means, and I think you do. But I better put a little space between the photos above, or all the snow will melt!
Santa also has a link you may find handy. More than you ever wanted to know about choosing some wicked cool glasses.
Hope you have a very happy Christmas, Spring! Ho, ho, ho!
Oh, by the way. Santa didn’t bother with the whole mind reading ability thing, because as it turns out, your computer will soon be able to do that for you.
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Michelles Secret Santa
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Post by Michelles Secret Santa on Dec 21, 2008 11:51:32 GMT -5
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Post by SpringSummers on Dec 21, 2008 12:11:38 GMT -5
Ho ho ho, Spring! Your secret Santa is back to bring you a few more goodies! When you wrote to Santa, you said you wanted some pretty pics of Winter Wonderland, so here you go! <snip> There was also a mention of pictures of “pretty men”, which doesn’t surprise Santa at all, thinking back to the last time he “left something under your tree”. If you know what Santa means, and I think you do. But I better put a little space between the photos above, or all the snow will melt! <snip> [/center] Santa also has a link you may find handy. More than you ever wanted to know about choosing some wicked cool glasses. Hope you have a very happy Christmas, Spring! Ho, ho, ho! Oh, by the way. Santa didn’t bother with the whole mind reading ability thing, because as it turns out, your computer will soon be able to do that for you. [/quote] Oh, Santa!! You have made my every wish come true!!The winter scenes put me right in the mood (for Christmas!), the hot guys are hot, hot, hot - that is one hunky Santa outfit - kinda like going straight from the hot shower into the icy Baltic Sea . . . except, you know, the other way around. Excellent reading on glasses! Thank you, Santa. And I was heartened to read that mind-reading is just around the corner!! YES!!! Here's something for you, Santa - a pic of your sweetie looking extra-sexy: WOW!! What is she wearing!??!! And some romantic libations for the two of you! Have a great Christmas, Santa!The nicest of the nice girls on your nice list, Spring
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Post by Michelle on Dec 21, 2008 15:38:09 GMT -5
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Post by Karen on Dec 21, 2008 17:40:55 GMT -5
Ho! Ho! Ho! Karen,
You have been a very good girl. And patient besides.
Here is an excellent resource for Golf Humor and (gag) Golf equipment:
www.golfun.net
A sample:
18 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
* You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house. * If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique * The Ten Commandments do not say anything about golf. * If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet, then you become famous * Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with * It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger * When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together. * If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with someone else. * Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you golf by yourself. * When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. * You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf stuff. * You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes and invite co-workers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment * There is no such thing as a golf transmitted disease * If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel. * Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life. * Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game. * You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of golf. * Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week! Is that all you ever think about?"[P.S. Santa is just getting warmed up.] Oh it is so true that good things come to those of us who wait! The link is awesome!!! The patented inventions crack me up! You rock, my Secret Santa. Golf has become one of those unexpected joyful things in my life. Thank you for feeding my obsession.
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Post by Karen on Dec 21, 2008 17:43:17 GMT -5
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Karens Santa Grand Finale
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Post by Karens Santa Grand Finale on Dec 21, 2008 21:21:11 GMT -5
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Saras Secret Santas Helper
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Post by Saras Secret Santas Helper on Dec 22, 2008 20:45:40 GMT -5
HO, HO, HO!
Merry Christmas, SARA. Your Secret Santa wanted me to deliver his apologies and anything else your heart desires to make up for the lateness of his gifts. (They are on their way - the elves have been remotivated. Let me tell you, those little jolly men can pack it away.)
Darling, Sara....what's your pleasure, baby?
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Post by Saras Secret Santa on Dec 22, 2008 21:12:29 GMT -5
Merry Christmas, Sara! It's my job to give you your heart's desire.
As soon as he heard who it was that wished for him, it didn't take much convincing to get this young man of yours to play along. Sara baby, it's cold outside.
Why don't you come with me and see what we can do to heat things up?
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Post by Sara on Dec 23, 2008 9:48:21 GMT -5
*tosses space heater out window* Thank you so much Santa!! Here: please have some of your favorite treat... Or if you'd prefer something else to wash the cookies down...
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