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Post by Lola m on May 13, 2009 21:48:43 GMT -5
Heh! Good for you, Miles. Perhaps the bomb is the incident. Oh, Miles! Don't try to bring in sense and logic and what not - this is Lost we're talking about. Jack and Locke are both being very blood thirsty. Heh! Love watching Radzinsky go even more batshit nutty. "Who's this?!?!" We gonnat go boom now, we still have 15 minutes left to the end of the show? Oh my. They all gonnna die. Die died die. Um. Or maybe not? Did the electromgnatism suck the boom into it? There goes the incident. Guess the whole "what happened, happened" thing is true. Oh, Radzinsky, you wacky dude. Trying to drive a metal car away from a giant magnetic sucking thing? Boo! Jack is smacked in the head! Yay! Other annoying guy is impaled! Boo! Juliet is nabbed! Yay! Kate tries to save her! Sawyer tries to save her - get the metal off her! Boo! Juliet go boom! **falls over from emotional excitement again**
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Post by RAKSHA on May 13, 2009 21:49:23 GMT -5
Juliet. Awwwwww.
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Post by Lola m on May 13, 2009 21:49:35 GMT -5
Oh. My. My Direct TV just went out. Noooooooooooooooooooo!!! OMG, it can't do that now!!
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Post by Spaced Out Looney on May 13, 2009 21:50:08 GMT -5
DHARMAtime. Miles asks an Excellent Question. Has it occurred to any of you that your buddy is actually going to cause the thing he's trying to prevent. Perhaps that little nuke is The Incident? So perhaps the best thing to do is nothing? I'm with Miles on this one. They spot Phil on his way to The Swan. Live Together, Die Alone. Nice. The Swan prepares for battle. Firing at a guy carrying a nuke on his back is like the worst idea ever. Although I guess they don't know that it's a *hydrogen* bomb. Hurley Van to the rescue! Fight, fight, fight. They really are doing an excellent job of building the tension and balancing the flashbacks and DHARMA time and 2007. There goes Jughead. We hardly knew ye. And... nothing? Not what they were expecting. Oh, there it is. Magnet goes kerflouey. There goes Dr. Chang's arm. Oh, I'll bet that Dr. Chang never hooked up with his family again because he wanted to get more time with Adult Miles after all this. There goes Phil. You were a tool. Kate tries to rescue Kate. It seems like only yesterday that they were handcuffed and wrestling in the mud together. I'm truly sorry, y'all who were really invested in Sawyer/Juliet.
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Post by RAKSHA on May 13, 2009 21:53:14 GMT -5
Locke is Jacob??
Holy HathorCow.
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Post by RAKSHA on May 13, 2009 21:56:00 GMT -5
Well, maybe not.
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Post by Matthew on May 13, 2009 21:59:54 GMT -5
fucking bravo, Team Jack.
and back to the future.
Hi, Ilana.
"That which all are in service of"?
LOCKE! Was not expecting that.
Jacob is in there. We've been seeing him for a while.
no, there's Jacob. So who's Locke? Widmore? Jacob's "friend" from the beginning? Who wanted to kill him?
And Ben is all full of "Eli, eli, lemi sabacthani" and is gonna bitch for a bit.
"Why him?"
And Jacob acts like god avatars are supposed to act. turns it around on him.
And he stabs him.
"They're coming"
and he tosses him into the fire..
Back to where our hearts were ripped out...
just let him jump, Kate.
SHIT@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHHY DO THIS TO US?!?!!? FUCK FUCK FUCK
Oh, they showed us her so she could set off the nuke, not so the could just gratuitously show her dying before our eyes.
And we end the season on a reversed note...
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Post by Lola m on May 13, 2009 22:02:03 GMT -5
Allanna and co arrive at the Foot - what fun! They found their "what lies" guy in Richard, no surprise there. Was that latin that he answered back in? Or something else? Finally - do get to learn what's in the box? Oooooooooooooooooooooooh! Locke!! Locke is not Locke!!! Hot damn!! Well, we've been wondering about him for a while, thinking he seemed "off". Oooh, so the guy who was on the island before is the one pretending to be Locke? Who was the guy before? And now Ben is the pawn in all this, what an irony. Once again, Jacob gives him a choice. "Oh so now, after all this time, you've decided to stop ignoring me." Benry is one bitter little dude. Not that I totally blame him, mind you. Damn! Jacob stabbed and set on fire. Another set of "them" who are coming. (Allana and co., perhaps?) Back to the past. Oh, Juliet down the drill hole, is she gonna set off the bomb? Can she? Whoa! Guess so! Well, that's a cliffhanger, alright.
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Post by Lola m on May 13, 2009 22:03:49 GMT -5
Everything that Rises Must Converge... And he was there when RealSawyer threw Locke outta window!!! Healing touch.. brings him back. And we cut to Locke at the original beach camp. Benry looks so... perplexed. "Everything allright"? Hah. The hatch lid. "I'm a pisces" heh.. "Well, you clearly already know that I was talking to an empty chair.." pretending.. and the shit DID start happening. He was embarrassed at having never been truly honored by Jacob's presence. He's gonna give a bunch of reasons why Ben SHOULD kill Jacob. but not why Locke wants him to. Slippery sonovabitch. Oh, Charlie's ring!!! Sun's wedding.... and Jacob was there, too. Holy batwaffles... And cut to the fierce chase scene! "Right, because that would be ridiculous" "detonate on impact" oh, they're gonna throw it down the shaft. And here's the episode cliffhanger!! Yes and no, I guesss. Yes and no.
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Post by Spaced Out Looney on May 13, 2009 22:04:08 GMT -5
2007.
Richard and Sun. Sun wants booze. Heh.
SFTS faction arrive.
Asking for Ricardos. I'm guessing that's Richard. Yep.
What lies in the shadow of the statue? Survey says? Um... something in Latin, which is Others 101 after all. Anyone pick up what he said?
OMGOMGOMG!!!!!! LOCKE'S STILL DEAD!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!
Locke and Ben inside The Foot. Pretty shot of the sky through the opening.
Jacob!
Takes a very long time when you're making the thread, but I guess that's the point, isn't it?
Found The Loophole. Getting a proxy since he can't kill Jacob directly. This is like how Ben and Widmore can't kill each other?
Ben still has a choice. I actually feel sorry for Ben here. I never thought that would happen.
Oh, so now after all this time, you've decided to stop ignoring me. 35 years I lived on this island, and all I ever heard was your name, over and over. Richard would bring me your instructions, all those slips of paper, all those lists, and I never questioned everything. I did as I was told. But when I dared to ask to see you myself, I was told, "You have to wait. You have to be patient." but when he asks to see you, he gets marched straight up he as if he was Moses. So, why him, hmm? What was it that was so wrong with me? What about me? What about you?
OMG, my heart is breaking for Ben here. Michael Emerson is really rockin' it.
And so it was, that in 2007, Ben killed Jacob.
They're coming. The SFTF people, I presume? Or some one else?
DHARMA time.
OMGJULIET'SNOTDEAD!!!! Well, not dead yet, anyway.
Juliet is the one to finally set off Jughead.
Fade to white. OMGELEVENTY!!!!!!
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Post by Sara on May 13, 2009 22:04:09 GMT -5
Allanna and co arrive at the Foot - what fun! They found their "what lies" guy in Richard, no surprise there. Was that latin that he answered back in? Or something else? Finally - do get to learn what's in the box? Oooooooooooooooooooooooh! Locke!! Locke is not Locke!!! Hot damn!! Well, we've been wondering about him for a while, thinking he seemed "off". Oooh, so the guy who was on the island before is the one pretending to be Locke? Who was the guy before? And now Ben is the pawn in all this, what an irony. Once again, Jacob gives him a choice. "Oh so now, after all this time, you've decided to stop ignoring me." Benry is one bitter little dude. Not that I totally blame him, mind you. Damn! Jacob stabbed and set on fire. Another set of "them" who are coming. (Allana and co., perhaps?) Back to the past. Oh, Juliet down the drill hole, is she gonna set off the bomb? Can she?
Whoa! Guess so! Well, that's a cliffhanger, alright. This means I can still have hope for Juliet surviving this whole deal, right?
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Post by Spaced Out Looney on May 13, 2009 22:04:46 GMT -5
Oh, "they're coming" refers to The DHARMA time Losties, I think.
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Post by Sara on May 13, 2009 22:04:47 GMT -5
I found an image today that I think says it all:
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Post by Lola m on May 13, 2009 22:05:10 GMT -5
And when sweet reason fails, a sucker punch will do. ;D It sure does on the Island of Doom. [/color][/quote]
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Post by RAKSHA on May 13, 2009 22:05:22 GMT -5
Why was it necessary to kill Jacob when we were just getting to know him?
Jacob is cute!
All because Ben's a nasty, resentful, treacherous little jerk.
And if Locke is really dead, who is that running around looking like him? The island? Jacob's original pal (anyone know who he was?)
I soooo don't understand what's going on.
Poor Juliet deserved a better exit.
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