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Post by Sue on Sept 13, 2009 14:52:11 GMT -5
I've adapted this from a current popular politician bashing website.
But using "The First Evil" generalizes it.
I made it into an entire thread so people can add to it as those small, medium and large irritations from life motivate us to add posts.
To begin:
The First Evil ... used the last swatch of toilet paper and did not replace the roll.
The First Evil ... set up the viewing schedule at 7 pm central on Mondays.
The First Evil ... declared a bank holiday and a postal strike when Erin needed her check.
The First Evil ... leaves the seat up.
The First Evil ... left his uncapped permanent marker in the white laundry.
The First Evil ... set eggs to boil and forgot about them.
The First Evil ... lets his dog crap on my lawn and doesn't clean it up.
etc.
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Post by Sue on Sept 13, 2009 14:56:29 GMT -5
The First Evil ... adjusted my car seat and left it there.
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Post by Sara on Sept 15, 2009 14:22:37 GMT -5
The First Evil ... never uses the blinker.
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Post by S'ewing S'cubie on Sept 16, 2009 10:59:53 GMT -5
The First Evil
...cuts you off on the Freeway AND cuts across four lanes to do it. ...eats the last cookie ...never uses deodorant ...chews with its mouth open ...knows who hates what noises, and then makes them--endlessly ...breaks wind on elevators ...influences parents to bring their babies to nice restaurants--then makes the babies cry
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Post by Onjel on Sept 16, 2009 22:05:47 GMT -5
The First Evil drives a car in front of me, holding a cell phone up to its ear, while smoking a cigarette and traveling 15 miles an hour below the speed limit.
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Post by Anne, Old S'cubie Cat on Sept 16, 2009 22:13:24 GMT -5
The First Evil ... never uses the blinker. The First Evil... when you use your turn signal, speeds up and keeps pace with you so you can't change lanes and you miss your exit. The First Evil... throws its lit cigarette butt out the car window and starts another wildfire. The First Evil... throws its drink out its car window and all over your car. The First Evil... ignores the Do Not Call list, calls at dinnertime and tries to sell you services you do not need. The First Evil... fills your mailbox with junk mail. The First Evil... walks its dog off leash, lets said dog chase my cats, and laughs (evilly) about it. The First Evil... drives through the parking lot at 40mph and doesn't stop for anybody in its way. The First Evil... gets in the 12-items-or-less lane with a cartful of groceries and argues with the checker. Hey, I'm starting to feel better already.
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Post by Sue on Sept 17, 2009 12:49:12 GMT -5
The First Evil ... never uses the blinker. The First Evil... when you use your turn signal, speeds up and keeps pace with you so you can't change lanes and you miss your exit. The First Evil... throws its lit cigarette butt out the car window and starts another wildfire. The First Evil... throws its drink out its car window and all over your car. The First Evil... ignores the Do Not Call list, calls at dinnertime and tries to sell you services you do not need. The First Evil... fills your mailbox with junk mail. The First Evil... walks its dog off leash, lets said dog chase my cats, and laughs (evilly) about it. The First Evil... drives through the parking lot at 40mph and doesn't stop for anybody in its way. The First Evil... gets in the 12-items-or-less lane with a cartful of groceries and argues with the checker. Hey, I'm starting to feel better already. Which was the intent of the thread. Get universal gripes off your chest that we can all identify with. Although...............I'm beginning to think that we need some kind of "Good Things" thread as well to keep us balanced and hopeful and positive.
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Post by Onjel on Sept 17, 2009 19:58:33 GMT -5
The First Evil. . . runs Michigan.
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Post by Queen E on Sept 19, 2009 18:27:41 GMT -5
The First Evil....never tells you, EVER, that you've done a good job.
The First Evil, however, never hesitates to tell you everything you've done wrong.
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Post by S'ewing S'cubie on Sept 24, 2009 6:22:13 GMT -5
The First Evil makes all medical tests uncomfortable, irritating, humiliating..........and laughs about it.
The First Evil invented bill collectors.
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Post by Sue on Sept 25, 2009 11:47:33 GMT -5
Apparently one may deduce that The First Evil oversees the Dallas-Fort Worth airport.
And is also in charge of weather over Georgia.
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Post by S'ewing S'cubie on Dec 2, 2009 9:14:26 GMT -5
The First Evil invented contractors.
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Post by Julia, wrought iron-y on Dec 2, 2009 12:22:56 GMT -5
The First Evil sells door sweeps which are a quarter inch narrower than the measurments on the package, so the freezing draught can roar through unimpeded.
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Post by Karen on Dec 2, 2009 14:48:27 GMT -5
inspires love of golf in people who live in northern climates.
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Post by Sue on Dec 8, 2009 3:53:28 GMT -5
... is most likely responsible for the creation of "non-paying internships."
[Also, TFE is insomnia personified, but we already knew that, right?]
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