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Post by Karen on Mar 16, 2010 20:49:07 GMT -5
The blue submarine. Back at the apartment and Little House on the Praire. LOVED that show. Sawyer is an old softee and a romantic. Oh...beer and a sunflower. Come on, Charlotte. What is wrong with you? He brought beer!! I must be easy. Her name really is Zoe. And she doesn't know how to wash her face or what? Charles Whitmore. I think Smokey killed all those people. Sawyer bargaining with the black-eyed Whitmore. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him. Hopefully, Sawyer will be on guard.
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Post by Lola m on Mar 16, 2010 20:50:31 GMT -5
I know what you're going thru, because my mother was crazy. Oh-kay. **starts trying to think of mythical beings/gods/whatnots that had crazy moms**
Now Aaron has a crazy mother. OK, something REALLY odd is going on witih FLocke.
Aha!! Widmore folks!!! Did the Widmore people kill all the other people? Or . . . ?
What's in the locked cabinet, hey? Hey, what's in the locked cabinet, hey!
Yeah, when you send a lot of mercenaries to kill people they tend not to believe when you say you didn't do it again.
Is he really gonna give up FLocke to Widmore? Or does he just figure he'll keep playing each until one of them gets him off the island? Or will he tell FLocke so he can take out Widmore? Or does he just figure he'll get them all together and let it sort itself out however it wants, as long as he gets off the island?
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Post by Karen on Mar 16, 2010 20:52:09 GMT -5
Sawyer's a cop! Let's hope they do some sort of aknowledgement that he should have played Sonny Crocket in the remake of Miami Vice. Why, oh, why did they choose that schlub Colin Ferrell?? Vlad Sigh. Colin Ferrell is seriously over-rated. JH would be perfect as Crockett. Or Indiana Jones.
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Post by Vlad on Mar 16, 2010 20:52:24 GMT -5
Hello, Sunshine! <snip> Ok now. "Take me to your leader." I mean - what else could he say? He's seen it all, been dragged back and forth, over and yonder. It's like he's immune to anything resembling a surprise. I reiterate: “Baby, I am tied to a tree in the Jungle of Mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi… ' course I'm serious.” Sawyer's a con man... spent his entire life predicting the future and reading people by noticing the tiniest of things. Genuine surprise is rare. Vlad
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Post by Lola m on Mar 16, 2010 20:53:06 GMT -5
"Is there something you want to tell me?" Oooooooh!! Miles is cranky! He was looking for the man what shot his pa, that's what he was doing Miles! "Trust me, God's got nuthin' to do with it." HA! So, did smokey kill them? He's been a bit busy, though. FLocke gave Claire something to hate. Hmmmmmm. "Very insightful. Coming from a dead man." "Well, nobody's perfect." HA! See? EvilSmokeyFLocke is witty! Oh, that was an interesting smile FLocke. And Kate soooooo didn't want to take you hand. "When did you crash?" "Do you all have guns?" She is Liz Lemon! Oh, yeah, baby. Put Sawyer down on his knees. Yeah. **goes to happy place again** Take me to your leader - heeeeee! I was all - what is wrong with you Ms. Lemon? You don't know what you're missing. Sawyer was pointing his gun at you and everything. Seriously! How can you not feel the power of Sawyer's mighty gun? (I tell you, in a Sawyer ep the penis puns/metaphors just don't stop. Heeee! And now I'm watching the movie ad and even the line "release the Kraken" sounds smutty to me now. I am 12 years old, I swear! ;D)
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Post by Matthew on Mar 16, 2010 20:59:37 GMT -5
Claire is triplebugfuck crazy. Now she's crying and loving on Kate.
Which side will Sawyer play on? And he's picking Smokey's side. Sunnuvabitch.
So I'm guessing Sawyer's playing both sides against the middle? Or is he genuinely on Smokey's side? I guess he's on Smokey's side.
====>Whoosh! And James is gonna come clean with Miles. Good.
So that's why he was in Australia.
Good thing to confide this in your partner. Including the Ima kill him" part
FugiKate! He recognizes her from the airport and her presence in his brain.
Yeah, playing both sides off against each other.
Gonna steal a submarine.
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Post by Lola m on Mar 16, 2010 21:00:38 GMT -5
Oh-kay. Now Claire is all "thank you, let me weep on your neck". Eeeeep! Yeah, baby. Tell FLocke all about Widmore. Tell Widmore all about FLocke. Pit them against each other and hope you can escape in the fray! Oh, Miles! Make up with your partner! He's all sensitive and tortured and in pain! Hug him, Miles! Hug him haaaaard! Then maybe he won't become a murderer. Whoa! Car crash! Is this Kate, perhaps? Yes indeedy! Rabbit for dinner. Of course you're eating the protagonists in your favorite book, Sawyer. I kind of like how everyone is just telling everyone else everything. FLocke is telling people he's the smoke monster. Sawyer is telling each side exactly what the other is doing and telling Kate . . . THEY'RE TAKING THE SUB! AWESOME!! AND OMG, NEXT WEEK IS RICHARD!! RICHARD!!!!! **dies from the happy squeeful anticipation**
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Post by Karen on Mar 16, 2010 21:00:45 GMT -5
So, now Claire's sorry now. That's a switch...or just part of a plan between her and Locke to get Kate on their side? Sawyer came clean about Whidmore. Miles and John. 'Who's Sawyer?' Who indeed. He HAS been hunting down Sawyer. Anthony Cooper. Do we know this name? FUCK....surprise! It's female. Kate. Ooooo.....He llikes. Annnnnddd...we're back on the island. And Sawyer is .....hungry. "Let them fight it out." "We're taking the sub." Going down? LOL! Oooo...Richard's backstory.
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Post by Karen on Mar 16, 2010 21:04:25 GMT -5
Oh-kay. Now Claire is all "thank you, let me weep on your neck". Eeeeep! Yeah, baby. Tell FLocke all about Widmore. Tell Widmore all about FLocke. Pit them against each other and hope you can escape in the fray! Oh, Miles! Make up with your partner! He's all sensitive and tortured and in pain! Hug him, Miles! Hug him haaaaard! Then maybe he won't become a murderer. Whoa! Car crash! Is this Kate, perhaps? Yes indeedy! Rabbit for dinner. Of course you're eating the protagonists in your favorite book, Sawyer.I kind of like how everyone is just telling everyone else everything. FLocke is telling people he's the smoke monster. Sawyer is telling each side exactly what the other is doing and telling Kate . . . THEY'RE TAKING THE SUB! AWESOME!! AND OMG, NEXT WEEK IS RICHARD!! RICHARD!!!!! **dies from the happy squeeful anticipation** Oh! Good one!
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Post by Vlad on Mar 16, 2010 21:11:07 GMT -5
Flocke's mom is Chaos. Has to be.. he's Chaos corporeal. Joshua's father was probably Order. They are brothers... yin and yang...black and white... the stones near Adam and Eve. Joshua and Flocke are/were human with both natures within them. It explains Flocke trying to break free of the confines of hte island and Joshua seeking to confine him. Also, Joshua following different people, following their lives... seeking to help them follow their true paths.
Not that this is really anything new. We've all been considering this and the nature of the island since the first season and before we even knew there was a Smokey and a Joshua.
Vlad
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Post by Karen on Mar 16, 2010 21:11:11 GMT -5
I was all - what is wrong with you Ms. Lemon? You don't know what you're missing. Sawyer was pointing his gun at you and everything. Seriously! How can you not feel the power of Sawyer's mighty gun? (I tell you, in a Sawyer ep the penis puns/metaphors just don't stop. Heeee! And now I'm watching the movie ad and even the line "release the Kraken" sounds smutty to me now. I am 12 years old, I swear! ;D) Hee! I know! It's a beautiful thing. And So. Much. Fun!
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Post by Karen on Mar 16, 2010 21:37:38 GMT -5
Hello, Sunshine! <snip> Ok now. "Take me to your leader." I mean - what else could he say? He's seen it all, been dragged back and forth, over and yonder. It's like he's immune to anything resembling a surprise. I reiterate: “Baby, I am tied to a tree in the Jungle of Mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi… ' course I'm serious.” Sawyer's a con man... spent his entire life predicting the future and reading people by noticing the tiniest of things. Genuine surprise is rare. Vlad True, so true. He was surprised by the appearance of Kate after being hit by a car. Will be interesting to see how that plays out.
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Post by RAKSHA on Mar 17, 2010 6:08:44 GMT -5
Flocke's mom is Chaos. Has to be.. he's Chaos corporeal. Joshua's father was probably Order. They are brothers... yin and yang...black and white... the stones near Adam and Eve. Joshua and Flocke are/were human with both natures within them. It explains Flocke trying to break free of the confines of hte island and Joshua seeking to confine him. Also, Joshua following different people, following their lives... seeking to help them follow their true paths. Not that this is really anything new. We've all been considering this and the nature of the island since the first season and before we even knew there was a Smokey and a Joshua. Vlad Flocke as the son of Tiamat? Makes sense to me. But I'm wondering if there's a link between Flocke and Aaron, especially since Smokey went out of his way to recruit Claire and help make her crazy. Not to mention that vision of the blond kid with bloody hands - Aaron? Jacob? Smokey? I'm not sure it's all random.
I do fear that the writers are churning out too many new plot threads for a series that only has eight episodes in which to finish the story - the AU is spawning as many new storylines as it is wrapping up in a sense of showing the characters able to resolve some of their problems in this Jacob-free, no-plane-crash, no island, timeline....
And of course I am looking forward to seeing more of Richard (perhaps the shirt will come off!) and more about him next week.
Gail
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Post by Sue on Mar 18, 2010 20:03:34 GMT -5
I love the mix of in depth analysis and Lola's continual yanking us back to "the ABS", it's all about "the ABS!"
Yes! to the Liz Lemon reference.
So when LOST ends there should be a spinoff where Sawyer is a detective. Absolutely. Or, I think the guy should have a big time career in big screen films -- he could so be an action hero ala Bond (and much more realistic than Matt Damon.)
Y'all are as entertaining as the show.
Still loving the sideways plots.
Thanks to Vlad and Gail for the serious theories.
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Post by leftylady on Mar 20, 2010 12:22:49 GMT -5
OMG. Sawyer is a cop! Well, I guess that makes sense. Not. Let me think...how could that have happened? No...I got nothin'. I know. All the Shirtless Sawyer is a pure shock to the senses. It is a wonder that Lola can view and post at the same time. ;D Personally, now that I have recovered speaking ability, I think that Dharma cop La Fleur becoming La cop Ford is just right. Buddy copping with Miles was my favorite version of Sawyer ever - all that is missing is the love of Juliet. leftylady
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