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Post by Sara on May 3, 2010 21:56:02 GMT -5
Trying not to think about how little LOST we have left...
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Post by Lola m on May 4, 2010 20:04:47 GMT -5
Welcome back. Ohhhhhhhh, what a loaded statement. Ah! The title! Except it's A candidate. So. Who is the candidate? Hmmmm? Welcome to Hydra Island. Ha! Welcome, welcome, everyone. Welcome back to the polar bear cages. Where else will we be returning to? Captain, I canna get the fence working faster!
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Post by Matthew on May 4, 2010 20:05:03 GMT -5
Jack welcoming him back to the present.
A candidate for whut?
"Think that I could fix you" there are so many things wrong with that statement. at least in this universe. You have no idea how right this man is.
Helen!
Flash sideways!
To Evil Locke and Sayid! and they crossed to the island? while Jack was passed out after the lt. dan thing.
Whidmore is being crazy badass here.Don't blame Sawyer for not wanting to go into the cages.
Shit, the fence wasn't even up before?
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Post by Lola m on May 4, 2010 20:14:47 GMT -5
BERNARD!! AU Bernard!!! Yay! "It's pretty weird, huh." "Yeah." Ooooooooooh! Locke wants to "rescue" them. Yeaaaahhh. "They're not my people. And I'm not leaving the island." "I'm going to need your help convincing them to trust me." Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Oh, FLocke. You so funny. **gets all happy mushy about Jin and Sun, with the talking about their daughter and the ring and the awwwwwwwww** Power down? Zappy fence go bye bye? Looks like smokey is gonna kill 'em all, yeah? Oh, yeah. Jack to the rescue! Or sort of. "I'm with him." Mental whiplash!
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Post by Matthew on May 4, 2010 20:15:01 GMT -5
BERNARD!
And Jack is trying to do something ethically dodgy to "help" someone.
Another man in the same accident with him. Anthony Cooper. Locke's father.
And back sideways!
poor villagers of the darned! All scattered all over the island, only you know, figuratively, not literally, as if the mortar hit them.
And it's a surgical strike at the hands of Smokey.
"Gonna need your help convincing them that they can trust me" YA THINK?!
'Instead of killing you, I saved your life" so, there's nothing selfish in your designs here, at all, Smokey.
sun and Jin being able to talk! Yay!
and both in English!
oh, that's so sweet.
Power failure. that can't be good.
Smokey coming up.
"I'm with him" that's gonna reassure them.
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Post by Lola m on May 4, 2010 20:16:29 GMT -5
Jack welcoming him back to the present. A candidate for whut? "Think that I could fix you" there are so many things wrong with that statement. at least in this universe. You have no idea how right this man is. Helen! Flash sideways! To Evil Locke and Sayid! and they crossed to the island? while Jack was passed out after the lt. dan thing. Whidmore is being crazy badass here.Don't blame Sawyer for not wanting to go into the cages. Shit, the fence wasn't even up before? I know! Get that fence up STAT, people! Whoopsie! Too late!
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Post by Lola m on May 4, 2010 20:19:42 GMT -5
Brainshare! Slap my hand now. ;D Well . . . the ones that got hit by the mortar might be scattered literally. At least a bit. Yeah, I don't know why they wouldn't just fall all over him. ;D It's run run run time again - into the breach jungle once more!
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Post by Lola m on May 4, 2010 20:26:26 GMT -5
Sayid! Poor, lost (no pun intended . . . well, maybe a bit), woobie Sayid.
Pushy pushy Jack. And are you wondering yet why it's not enough to have just saved him? Eh?
Don't shoot smokey, it just makes him mad!
A watch? Why? Why a watch? Which watch?
Hmmmm. Now FLocke wants the sub too?
"Screw Alpert. He's not here." Oh, if ONLY you really meant that "screw" part. **sighs wistfully**
Alliance between Sawyer and Jack! Yay!
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Post by Matthew on May 4, 2010 20:27:03 GMT -5
Take you to the plane but I'm not getting on it. Smokey might have something to say about that.
And Sawyer thanking Jack.
Sideways.
At a home with Anthony Cooper in it. "Leave this alone" "because I can't"
Well, there the SOB is right now. Guess sawyer will have some touble finding him.
So you can't even shoot him when he's in Locke form.
Wonder if the stabby trick would have worked even if he hadn't spoken.
And now he's pulling out the booby trap Whidmore's people left on the plane?
And Yay! Claire with a gun again!
And hit you with an emp.
No, apparently with a bunch of much more stable explosive than they normally play with on this show.
We have to take the submarine. Shit.
"Guess I was wrong about you" says Sawyer as he goes "oh crapwaffles" on the inside.
"Ask you for one last favor"
"Just get it in the water. I'll take care of the rest"
Sounds like he might give up his life to save the rest, if not the world. Or perhaps I'm reading too much into Sawyer.
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Post by Matthew on May 4, 2010 20:39:15 GMT -5
Jesus, halfway through the hour already?
So he's here to pester John again.
"I wish you had believed me"
Claire!
A jewelry box from Christian. have ya looked inside it?
heheheheheh Oceanic Flight 815 mentioned again.
Yeah, I got nothing either.
"Stay with you" and the shepardcesters lose their collective heads.
No nicknames. All business.
"let's go home"
Shit, assaulting a sub!! GAH!!
holy crap, the plan seems to be working...
John Locke told me I needed to stay" WHEEP
Kate shot, Claire shooting eveyrone, and then shooting that other guy once more as he's falling!
Shit, leaving Claire And Smokey bheind..
nobody loves Claire....
"you don't want to be on that sub" and it's booby-trapped too, leaving the plane as the only way off.
there's a bomb beeping away in there.
yep.
So how does he plan to get off the island? or did he plan to just kill all the rest of them?
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Post by Lola m on May 4, 2010 20:41:11 GMT -5
Ooooooh! Sideways FLocke is all "push the button".
Jack's back at the fateful candy machine of doooooom.
Jack's seeing the connections and coincidences too . . . not like Desmond, but . . .
The song! Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, Claire.
Sideways!Jack is just so calm and happy and well-adjusted. It's freaking me out.
"John Locke told me I needed to stay." Oh, snap!
Shots! Kate! Flee! Jack on board! Claire not! Sub zoom! Can open, worms everywhere!
And FLocke is all "you don't want to be on that sub" with the evil smile and the wicked eyes. Sub rigged to go boom too? Or . . . ? Ah! Of course. FLocke gave him the C-4. Duh!
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Post by Lola m on May 4, 2010 20:43:52 GMT -5
Jesus, halfway through the hour already? I know! Evening's going by fast! Poor crazy!cave!Claire.
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Post by Matthew on May 4, 2010 20:52:24 GMT -5
back on the exploding submarine....
nobody thinks of torpedo tubes?
"Locke can't kill us"
"can't leave the island without us" "can't kill us"
I am not certain I follow his logic.
And Sawyer sure as hell doesn't.
"because it's going to be you, Jack"
Sayid go boom! after revealing the location of the Desmond..
Lapidus takes a door to the face!
SUN! Traped behind a thingie!!
"There is no sayid"
SHIT, she's trapped underwater!
jesus hornblower christ...
give him a reason to go. tell him about his daughter.
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
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Post by Lola m on May 4, 2010 20:52:52 GMT -5
Disarm the bomb, Sayid! Come one, man! "Nothing is going to happen. Locke can't kill us." Oh, Jack. You so clever, Jack! Listen to crazy-eyes!Jack, Sawyer. OMG SAYID!!!!! Noooooes!! My sweet woobie Sayid! "It's going to be you, Jack." OMG OMG OMG!! **flails and flaps hands wildly** Who's gonna make it out of here? **flails more** Sun and Jin!! "I won't leave you. I will never leave you again." **dies**
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Post by Lola m on May 4, 2010 20:54:07 GMT -5
**flails more**
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