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Post by Matthew on May 23, 2010 21:08:21 GMT -5
Oh my god! Claire is the new Roussou! Baby stolen. A bit mad. Armed and not leaving hte island. Vlad Yerp. Which is why we've been calling her Clousseau for part of the season, since she showed up with her Crazy Cave Claire hair and her squirrel bone baby.
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Post by Lola m on May 23, 2010 21:08:29 GMT -5
Auntie Claire! Charlie!! and Charlotte is there to wake him up! heh. "Bass player. Wake me up for the show" Daniel Widmore!! no spark. Darnit. Poor poor Daniel.. Table 23! Heh. Claire and Kate. MilesDaddy Chang as the emcee. Daniel Widmore and Driveshaft. us Charlie's brother there, too? And now Charlie gets descended upon by the angels. Sees Claire... and she rather than having an epiphany has labor pains instead. Maybe the birth, and Aaron, will fully trigger both of them. I think yes. Seriously. SERIOUSLY!
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Post by Lola m on May 23, 2010 21:09:52 GMT -5
Oh my god! Claire is the new Roussou! Baby stolen. A bit mad. Armed and not leaving hte island. Vlad Yerp. Which is why we've been calling her Clousseau for part of the season, since she showed up with her Crazy Cave Claire hair and her squirrel bone baby. Furry faux baby was FREAKY, dude!
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Post by Lola m on May 23, 2010 21:18:44 GMT -5
"I chose to ignore you." HA! Take that, Eloise! "Who are you?" "I'm with the band." HA!! Recreation of the other time she delivered this baby, of course triggers the memories. All of theirs. "So now what?" Excellent question, Sideways!Kate. OMG, Benry! Squished by a tree?! Plane! Locke has a boat! Rain and disaster! Jack versus FLocke in the rain and the cliff and the . . . OMG! **flails**
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Post by Matthew on May 23, 2010 21:19:16 GMT -5
Yep, labor.
There's our crazy oracular woman!
"Then, we're leaving" and going where? Wait, is this world purgatory? The Flash Sideways world?
And it hits Kate. Of course, this IS the moment she became a mother, so it's not really surprising.
And there's Aaron, looking like a six-month-old wearing some vaseline.
and Claire has had it hit her, too,
And Claire remembers, and the look on her face tells him that she remembers, too.
And Charlie has it unlock the rest of the way.
Oh, please let this not be purgatory. Or if it is, let us see them all ascend to heaven.
Back on the island of the darned..
Benry just got fallen on by a tree.. and here's the promised literal storm to go with the metaphorical one.
And so Jackob goes in the cave, too, to call to Desmond.
Maybe they can ask for the help of the new, friendly island smoke monster to move the tree.
"Come with you where?" Good question.
What is he working on with the torch?
Get from the bamboo grove to the hydra island..
"Locke has a boat"
"Locke!!" hollered in the same tone as "Walt!!!!" from earlier.
and Exuant Jackob and Smokey on the Last of the Mohicans awesome downhill slow-mo attack shot.
No, really, I am actually finding this heart-stoppingly awesome and exciting, despite the analysis and the jokes.
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Post by Lola m on May 23, 2010 21:28:14 GMT -5
Islandgeddon!! Stabbidy on Jack! Locke shot by Kate! OMG!! And then down he goes! Whoa!! And we've still got an hour?! **flails more** THAT'S THE FREAKIN' CUT ON HIS NECK!!11!1ELeventy! Sideways Locke is Ok, just like when he landed on the island the first time. Aaaaaaaand here comes the memories! Jack fights the memories . . . "You don't have a son."
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Post by Matthew on May 23, 2010 21:28:21 GMT -5
And were back in mid fight! Which reminds me of Kirk and the Klingon on the Genesis planet.
"You died for nothing"
"I saved you a bullet"
Kicked him off the cliff!
Whoosh! more of those unexplained throat wounds for Sideways Jack.
Let's hope the knowledge of the difference between Smokey and Locke comes through for Jack.
And Locke is toe-mobile! and having his epiphany, as this is the same thing he experienced first on the island.
And Jack doesn't share in it.
"Will you come with me?"
To where?
"You don't have a son, Jack" yep, this is seeming an awful lot like purgatory. Please let it be an alternate timeline..
"Hope someone does for you what you just did for me"
crap, only an hour left!!!!
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Post by Lola m on May 23, 2010 21:29:28 GMT -5
And were back in mid fight! Which reminds me of Kirk and the Klingon on the Genesis planet. "You died for nothing" "I saved you a bullet" Kicked him off the cliff! Whoosh! more of those unexplained throat wounds for Sideways Jack. Let's hope the knowledge of the difference between Smokey and Locke comes through for Jack. And Locke is toe-mobile! and having his epiphany, as this is the same thing he experienced first on the island. And Jack doesn't share in it. "Will you come with me?" To where? "You don't have a son, Jack" yep, this is seeming an awful lot like purgatory. Please let it be an alternate timeline.. "Hope someone does for you what you just did for me" crap, only an hour left!!!! Heee! You're all "only an hour" and I'm all "holy crap, still an hour what the hell else will they do". ;D
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Post by Matthew on May 23, 2010 21:30:05 GMT -5
Islandgeddon!! Stabbidy on Jack! Locke shot by Kate! OMG!! And then down he goes! Whoa!! And we've still got an hour?! **flails more** THAT'S THE FREAKIN' CUT ON HIS NECK!!11!1ELeventy! Sideways Locke is Ok, just like when he landed on the island the first time. Aaaaaaaand here comes the memories! Jack fights the memories . . . "You don't have a son." Well, despite his unavoidable save-the-world Jack Angst and Christian Angst, he's a hell of a lot happier in this world than in the world Locke just came through from. Locke will realize, of course, that he's a hell of a lot happier in this world, too.
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Post by Vlad on May 23, 2010 21:37:03 GMT -5
Is Jack gonna look effulgent?
Vlad
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Post by Lola m on May 23, 2010 21:37:35 GMT -5
Smokey FLocke dying (if he did) ended Islandgeddon? Nope. Not so much. Heee! Love Jin's smile at "Detective Ford". "I need to keep you safe." Awwww. "We'll see you there." Um. What about the bomb attached to the electronics? "Don't bother me!!" "Sounds like they're making progress." Injured!Jack gonna try to fix everything while the others escape. Oh! But not Benry! And Hurley! So, we have 3 players on the island . . . one new Jacob, one new Smokey, and . . . one new Richard? One new character not had before?
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Post by Matthew on May 23, 2010 21:39:20 GMT -5
That was a short storm.
heh. nice callback. "Find me some thread and I can count to five" So I guess that the storm's over.
Buttttt not the earthquakes.
They are smiling at him like deranged people, and he finds it rather unsettling.
and he has yet to twig to how much better their English is.
"We'll see you there"
yep. This is the sorting place. They are getting ready to move on.
"Don't bother me" "Sounds like they're making progress" *deep belly laugh*
"Whatever Desmond turned off, I need to turn it back on again"
Oh, since Smokey was no longer the Smoke Monster, he could kill Jack.
"Good luck to you, James" "Thanks doc, for everything"
"If the island's going down, I'm going down with it"
"I'm with you, dude"
"Go, Get Claire on that plane"
"Tell me I'm gonna see you again" Wait, it cant be traditional purgatory, because Kate and Jack and the others are not yet dead. Won't be long now, though.
And yay! true love!!!
Going to go have happy survivor's guilt therapy relationship with Crazy Cave Claire. raising Aaron.
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Post by Lola m on May 23, 2010 21:40:07 GMT -5
Islandgeddon!! Stabbidy on Jack! Locke shot by Kate! OMG!! And then down he goes! Whoa!! And we've still got an hour?! **flails more** THAT'S THE FREAKIN' CUT ON HIS NECK!!11!1ELeventy! Sideways Locke is Ok, just like when he landed on the island the first time. Aaaaaaaand here comes the memories! Jack fights the memories . . . "You don't have a son." Well, despite his unavoidable save-the-world Jack Angst and Christian Angst, he's a hell of a lot happier in this world than in the world Locke just came through from. Locke will realize, of course, that he's a hell of a lot happier in this world, too. I wonder. Everyone looks so . . . beatific once they remember . . .
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Post by Lola m on May 23, 2010 21:41:20 GMT -5
Is Jack gonna look effulgent? Vlad It's sure starting to look that way, isn't it? Only with a big ol' stone plug in the evil vent of the island's glowy place. Um. That went a direction I wasn't expecting . . .
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Post by Matthew on May 23, 2010 21:46:50 GMT -5
"I do believe in duct tape"
oh yeah, the sailboat! it's made a few round trips, hasn't it?
Wooh, awesome cave diving moment!
Cut to Detective Ford in the hospital.
Another close call for Sawyer as he half-recognizes Jack.
heh. Vending Machine trauma.
Are Apollo bars a show creation or are they just one you can only get in Oz?
JULIET!!
Oh yes, awesome awesome awesome, awesome.
I SURE AS FUCK FELT IT SITTING HERE AT HOME
Oh, thank goodness. yay, can end the show happy even if they kill everyone with a weedwhacker now.
Oh thank holy fvck. Damn, my living room is all dusty and shit.
Yay! don't have to kill carlton and cuse now.
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