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Post by KMInfinity on Feb 21, 2007 18:14:56 GMT -5
With a look of complete frustration Angel turned toward Wes, "are you telling me we are trapped in this alley, because I am not going to just stand here and let Faith die!"
"If someone will get me down from here, Ripper and I can do something about making an exit that doesn't involve smelling horse manure," Ethan's voice was strained and impatient, "and meanwhile, may I point out that the 'scary vampire lady' as the young man with the nice arse called her, seems to have taken a powder."
"Hey, never, and I mean never talk about my arse, I mean ass, I mean, oh my god Buffy lets shoot the annoying man stuck on the ladder, just once, please!"
"Buffy, you and Angel go help Ethan; I can do more for Faith than you can right now, anyway," Willow said as she crouched down at Faith's side and put her hands over the largest wound.As Angel and Buffy were walking toward Ethan, Angel looked over at Buffy, "So the question is can we trust Ethan and Giles to get us out of here, I mean we have a witch that has more power in her hands than they have combined, or we could just beat the solution out of them, that has worked for me in the past."
"Look, Angel, if you think I'm going to let you torture Giles, any version of Giles, then your timeline is too different from mine for us to have anything at all to talk about."
But before their argument could escalate into a full blown argument, Xander interjected with a: "Does anyone else hear that?" a question made moot as the hum grew into a piercing whine, like a cranky teen on a venti mocha. "Oh, bollocks," said Spike, shifting his grip to Giles' shoulder,"what is it, Drusilla, and where the hell are you?"
"Oh, dear Lord," said Giles, polishing his glasses, "It wanted only that".
"Daddy and Spike need to get out of the alley," Drusilla's hysterical whine came from the bottom of the basement stairs under the wrecked fire escape,"the nasty bomb blew us to morning!"
Angel and Spike glanced at each other as they walked over to the basement stairs, "if you know a way out of the alley love, maybe you should start making some sense so we can get out of here."
All eyes turned to Drusilla, who lowered her lashes as a wisp of a smile appeared on her face.
"Oh, blow it all," Ethan snorted, and dropped from the broken fire escape, hoping that Buffy's slayer strenght would break his fall.
Buffy realizing the fall was not high enough to do any major damage, quietly stepped to the side and let Ethan land on hard on his arse, looking over at Xander she gave him the slightest of smiles, "it is time to get out of this alley, someone needs to start talking now, before I get all slayer like on a specific non souled vampire."
Druscilla cast an angry glance at Ethan, and a subtle growl rumbled in her throat before she said, "I hear the smashing and tinkling and the butterflies screaming. They want us to go home."
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Post by Julia, wrought iron-y on Feb 21, 2007 18:28:11 GMT -5
With a look of complete frustration Angel turned toward Wes, "are you telling me we are trapped in this alley, because I am not going to just stand here and let Faith die!"
"If someone will get me down from here, Ripper and I can do something about making an exit that doesn't involve smelling horse manure," Ethan's voice was strained and impatient, "and meanwhile, may I point out that the 'scary vampire lady' as the young man with the nice arse called her, seems to have taken a powder."
"Hey, never, and I mean never talk about my arse, I mean ass, I mean, oh my god Buffy lets shoot the annoying man stuck on the ladder, just once, please!"
"Buffy, you and Angel go help Ethan; I can do more for Faith than you can right now, anyway," Willow said as she crouched down at Faith's side and put her hands over the largest wound.As Angel and Buffy were walking toward Ethan, Angel looked over at Buffy, "So the question is can we trust Ethan and Giles to get us out of here, I mean we have a witch that has more power in her hands than they have combined, or we could just beat the solution out of them, that has worked for me in the past."
"Look, Angel, if you think I'm going to let you torture Giles, any version of Giles, then your timeline is too different from mine for us to have anything at all to talk about."
But before their argument could escalate into a full blown argument, Xander interjected with a: "Does anyone else hear that?" a question made moot as the hum grew into a piercing whine, like a cranky teen on a venti mocha. "Oh, bollocks," said Spike, shifting his grip to Giles' shoulder,"what is it, Drusilla, and where the hell are you?"
"Oh, dear Lord," said Giles, polishing his glasses, "It wanted only that".
"Daddy and Spike need to get out of the alley," Drusilla's hysterical whine came from the bottom of the basement stairs under the wrecked fire escape,"the nasty bomb blew us to morning!"
Angel and Spike glanced at each other as they walked over to the basement stairs, "if you know a way out of the alley love, maybe you should start making some sense so we can get out of here."
All eyes turned to Drusilla, who lowered her lashes as a wisp of a smile appeared on her face.
"Oh, blow it all," Ethan snorted, and dropped from the broken fire escape, hoping that Buffy's slayer strenght would break his fall.
Buffy realizing the fall was not high enough to do any major damage, quietly stepped to the side and let Ethan land on hard on his arse, looking over at Xander she gave him the slightest of smiles, "it is time to get out of this alley, someone needs to start talking now, before I get all slayer like on a specific non souled vampire."
Drusilla cast an angry glance at Ethan, and a subtle growl rumbled in her throat before she said, "I hear the smashing and tinkling and the butterflies screaming. They want us to go home."
"And I'm trying to think of a reason to help you people at all, since this version of the senior slayer is so devoid of good manners as to let a man of middle years fall twelve feet to pavement," Ethan's voice was like ice, "I rather think you might now understand why Ripper and I wanted to take these versions of you out of all realities."
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Post by jeff on Feb 21, 2007 18:32:46 GMT -5
"And I'm trying to think of a reason to help you people at all, since this version of the senior slayer is so devoid of good manners as to let a man of middle years fall twelve feet to pavement," Ethan's voice was like ice, "I rather think you might now understand why Ripper and I wanted to take these versions of you out of all realities."
Willow, glancing up at Ethan and Buffy screams "Hello, Faith dying here, Buffy please I can't help her here, we have to get out of this alley, now!"
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Post by Julia, wrought iron-y on Feb 21, 2007 18:43:22 GMT -5
"And I'm trying to think of a reason to help you people at all, since this version of the senior slayer is so devoid of good manners as to let a man of middle years fall twelve feet to pavement," Ethan's voice was like ice, "I rather think you might now understand why Ripper and I wanted to take these versions of you out of all realities."
Willow, glancing up at Ethan and Buffy screams "Hello, Faith dying here, Buffy please I can't help her here, we have to get out of this alley, now!"
A voice full of contempt and accented with the tones of Baja Oklahoma drifted from above," Y'all should be as competent as you are durable, then nobody on my side would ever get away with anything."
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Post by jeff on Feb 21, 2007 19:08:54 GMT -5
"And I'm trying to think of a reason to help you people at all, since this version of the senior slayer is so devoid of good manners as to let a man of middle years fall twelve feet to pavement," Ethan's voice was like ice, "I rather think you might now understand why Ripper and I wanted to take these versions of you out of all realities."
Willow, glancing up at Ethan and Buffy screams "Hello, Faith dying here, Buffy please I can't help her here, we have to get out of this alley, now!"
A voice full of contempt and accented with the tones of Baja Oklahoma drifted from above," Y'all should be as competent as you are durable, then nobody on my side would ever get away with anything."
Looking up at the shadow above, Angel recognized that voice from many battles over the last 6 years, in fact other than Spike he could not think of a person who has been a bigger pain in the ass than Lindsey.
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Post by Julia, wrought iron-y on Feb 21, 2007 19:16:54 GMT -5
"And I'm trying to think of a reason to help you people at all, since this version of the senior slayer is so devoid of good manners as to let a man of middle years fall twelve feet to pavement," Ethan's voice was like ice, "I rather think you might now understand why Ripper and I wanted to take these versions of you out of all realities."
Willow, glancing up at Ethan and Buffy screams "Hello, Faith dying here, Buffy please I can't help her here, we have to get out of this alley, now!"
A voice full of contempt and accented with the tones of Baja Oklahoma drifted from above," Y'all should be as competent as you are durable, then nobody on my side would ever get away with anything."
Looking up at the shadow above, Angel recognized that voice from many battles over the last 6 years, in fact other than Spike he could not think of a person who has been a bigger pain in the ass than Lindsey.
"Let us continue this fascinating conversation over there in the shade with Dru, you big poof, or we'll end up in an amusing pile of ashes," Spike shouted in Angel's ear as he hauled on his lapels and then shoved him down the stairs to huddle next to Drusilla.
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Post by jeff on Feb 21, 2007 23:37:51 GMT -5
"And I'm trying to think of a reason to help you people at all, since this version of the senior slayer is so devoid of good manners as to let a man of middle years fall twelve feet to pavement," Ethan's voice was like ice, "I rather think you might now understand why Ripper and I wanted to take these versions of you out of all realities."
Willow, glancing up at Ethan and Buffy screams "Hello, Faith dying here, Buffy please I can't help her here, we have to get out of this alley, now!"
A voice full of contempt and accented with the tones of Baja Oklahoma drifted from above," Y'all should be as competent as you are durable, then nobody on my side would ever get away with anything."
Looking up at the shadow above, Angel recognized that voice from many battles over the last 6 years, in fact other than Spike he could not think of a person who has been a bigger pain in the ass than Lindsey.
"Let us continue this fascinating conversation over there in the shade with Dru, you big poof, or we'll end up in an amusing pile of ashes," Spike shouted in Angel's ear as he hauled on his lapels and then shoved him down the stairs to huddle next to Drusilla.
Andrew , rubbing his chin, walked over to Xander, "Interesting situation we have ourselves here isn't it Alexander, yes, I believe without the mirror we may be in for a most unfortunate demise, while we may be able to leave the alley, we would not be sure where or when we would end up, yes indeed, what we do know may in fact determine not only our existence in this demension but the other demensions as well.
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Post by Julia, wrought iron-y on Feb 21, 2007 23:57:49 GMT -5
"And I'm trying to think of a reason to help you people at all, since this version of the senior slayer is so devoid of good manners as to let a man of middle years fall twelve feet to pavement," Ethan's voice was like ice, "I rather think you might now understand why Ripper and I wanted to take these versions of you out of all realities."
Willow, glancing up at Ethan and Buffy screams "Hello, Faith dying here, Buffy please I can't help her here, we have to get out of this alley, now!"
A voice full of contempt and accented with the tones of Baja Oklahoma drifted from above," Y'all should be as competent as you are durable, then nobody on my side would ever get away with anything."
Looking up at the shadow above, Angel recognized that voice from many battles over the last 6 years, in fact other than Spike he could not think of a person who has been a bigger pain in the ass than Lindsey.
"Let us continue this fascinating conversation over there in the shade with Dru, you big poof, or we'll end up in an amusing pile of ashes," Spike shouted in Angel's ear as he hauled on his lapels and then shoved him down the stairs to huddle next to Drusilla.
Andrew , rubbing his chin, walked over to Xander, "Interesting situation we have ourselves here isn't it Alexander, yes, I believe without the mirror we may be in for a most unfortunate demise, while we may be able to leave the alley, we would not be sure where or when we would end up, yes indeed, what we do know may in fact determine not only our existence in this dimension but the other dimensions as well.[/quote]
"Oh, for the love of pete," Lindsey's voice boomed in the thinning darkness, "you guys are hopeless; if all my assignments are as easy as this, Wolfram and Hart are going to ask for their hell dimension money back."
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Post by jeff on Feb 22, 2007 0:06:18 GMT -5
"And I'm trying to think of a reason to help you people at all, since this version of the senior slayer is so devoid of good manners as to let a man of middle years fall twelve feet to pavement," Ethan's voice was like ice, "I rather think you might now understand why Ripper and I wanted to take these versions of you out of all realities."
Willow, glancing up at Ethan and Buffy screams "Hello, Faith dying here, Buffy please I can't help her here, we have to get out of this alley, now!"
A voice full of contempt and accented with the tones of Baja Oklahoma drifted from above," Y'all should be as competent as you are durable, then nobody on my side would ever get away with anything."
Looking up at the shadow above, Angel recognized that voice from many battles over the last 6 years, in fact other than Spike he could not think of a person who has been a bigger pain in the ass than Lindsey.
"Let us continue this fascinating conversation over there in the shade with Dru, you big poof, or we'll end up in an amusing pile of ashes," Spike shouted in Angel's ear as he hauled on his lapels and then shoved him down the stairs to huddle next to Drusilla.
Andrew , rubbing his chin, walked over to Xander, "Interesting situation we have ourselves here isn't it Alexander, yes, I believe without the mirror we may be in for a most unfortunate demise, while we may be able to leave the alley, we would not be sure where or when we would end up, yes indeed, what we do know may in fact determine not only our existence in this dimension but the other dimensions as well.[/quote]
"Oh, for the love of pete," Lindsey's voice boomed in the thinning darkness, "you guys are hopeless; if all my assignments are as easy as this, Wolfram and Hart are going to ask for their hell dimension money back." "Are they behind this? Is that why your back, I mean I assume your dead, like Wes here, but I thought after we destroyed their little army that Wolfram and Hart went back to the hell they belong in."
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Post by Julia, wrought iron-y on Feb 22, 2007 1:06:11 GMT -5
"And I'm trying to think of a reason to help you people at all, since this version of the senior slayer is so devoid of good manners as to let a man of middle years fall twelve feet to pavement," Ethan's voice was like ice, "I rather think you might now understand why Ripper and I wanted to take these versions of you out of all realities."
Willow, glancing up at Ethan and Buffy screams "Hello, Faith dying here, Buffy please I can't help her here, we have to get out of this alley, now!"
A voice full of contempt and accented with the tones of Baja Oklahoma drifted from above," Y'all should be as competent as you are durable, then nobody on my side would ever get away with anything."
Looking up at the shadow above, Angel recognized that voice from many battles over the last 6 years, in fact other than Spike he could not think of a person who has been a bigger pain in the ass than Lindsey.
"Let us continue this fascinating conversation over there in the shade with Dru, you big poof, or we'll end up in an amusing pile of ashes," Spike shouted in Angel's ear as he hauled on his lapels and then shoved him down the stairs to huddle next to Drusilla.
Andrew , rubbing his chin, walked over to Xander, "Interesting situation we have ourselves here isn't it Alexander, yes, I believe without the mirror we may be in for a most unfortunate demise, while we may be able to leave the alley, we would not be sure where or when we would end up, yes indeed, what we do know may in fact determine not only our existence in this dimension but the other dimensions as well.
"Oh, for the love of pete," Lindsey's voice boomed in the thinning darkness, "you guys are hopeless; if all my assignments are as easy as this, Wolfram and Hart are going to ask for their hell dimension money back."
"Are they behind this? Is that why you're back, I mean I assume you're dead, like Wes here, but I thought after we destroyed their little army that Wolfram and Hart went back to the hell they belong in."
"You're such an optimist, Angel," Lindsey was laughing now, "You did your damage in one dimension, and it was one you'd pretty much had Wolfram and Hart build to order for you; how much do you think that effected the grand scheme of things?"
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Post by jeff on Feb 22, 2007 15:09:17 GMT -5
"And I'm trying to think of a reason to help you people at all, since this version of the senior slayer is so devoid of good manners as to let a man of middle years fall twelve feet to pavement," Ethan's voice was like ice, "I rather think you might now understand why Ripper and I wanted to take these versions of you out of all realities."
Willow, glancing up at Ethan and Buffy screams "Hello, Faith dying here, Buffy please I can't help her here, we have to get out of this alley, now!"
A voice full of contempt and accented with the tones of Baja Oklahoma drifted from above," Y'all should be as competent as you are durable, then nobody on my side would ever get away with anything."
Looking up at the shadow above, Angel recognized that voice from many battles over the last 6 years, in fact other than Spike he could not think of a person who has been a bigger pain in the ass than Lindsey.
"Let us continue this fascinating conversation over there in the shade with Dru, you big poof, or we'll end up in an amusing pile of ashes," Spike shouted in Angel's ear as he hauled on his lapels and then shoved him down the stairs to huddle next to Drusilla.
Andrew , rubbing his chin, walked over to Xander, "Interesting situation we have ourselves here isn't it Alexander, yes, I believe without the mirror we may be in for a most unfortunate demise, while we may be able to leave the alley, we would not be sure where or when we would end up, yes indeed, what we do know may in fact determine not only our existence in this dimension but the other dimensions as well.
"Oh, for the love of pete," Lindsey's voice boomed in the thinning darkness, "you guys are hopeless; if all my assignments are as easy as this, Wolfram and Hart are going to ask for their hell dimension money back."
"Are they behind this? Is that why you're back, I mean I assume you're dead, like Wes here, but I thought after we destroyed their little army that Wolfram and Hart went back to the hell they belong in."
"You're such an optimist, Angel," Lindsey was laughing now, "You did your damage in one dimension, and it was one you'd pretty much had Wolfram and Hart build to order for you; how much do you think that effected the grand scheme of things?"
As Lindsey was lauging at the group below him, he suddenly felt as if they were getting closer somehow, then he realized that he was floating down toward them, eying the witch he knew she had him in a binding spell and was forcing him down to the alley and right into the middle of everything.
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Post by Julia, wrought iron-y on Feb 22, 2007 15:22:57 GMT -5
"And I'm trying to think of a reason to help you people at all, since this version of the senior slayer is so devoid of good manners as to let a man of middle years fall twelve feet to pavement," Ethan's voice was like ice, "I rather think you might now understand why Ripper and I wanted to take these versions of you out of all realities."
Willow, glancing up at Ethan and Buffy screams "Hello, Faith dying here, Buffy please I can't help her here, we have to get out of this alley, now!"
A voice full of contempt and accented with the tones of Baja Oklahoma drifted from above," Y'all should be as competent as you are durable, then nobody on my side would ever get away with anything."
Looking up at the shadow above, Angel recognized that voice from many battles over the last 6 years, in fact other than Spike he could not think of a person who has been a bigger pain in the ass than Lindsey.
"Let us continue this fascinating conversation over there in the shade with Dru, you big poof, or we'll end up in an amusing pile of ashes," Spike shouted in Angel's ear as he hauled on his lapels and then shoved him down the stairs to huddle next to Drusilla.
Andrew , rubbing his chin, walked over to Xander, "Interesting situation we have ourselves here isn't it Alexander, yes, I believe without the mirror we may be in for a most unfortunate demise, while we may be able to leave the alley, we would not be sure where or when we would end up, yes indeed, what we do know may in fact determine not only our existence in this dimension but the other dimensions as well.
"Oh, for the love of pete," Lindsey's voice boomed in the thinning darkness, "you guys are hopeless; if all my assignments are as easy as this, Wolfram and Hart are going to ask for their hell dimension money back."
"Are they behind this? Is that why you're back, I mean I assume you're dead, like Wes here, but I thought after we destroyed their little army that Wolfram and Hart went back to the hell they belong in."
"You're such an optimist, Angel," Lindsey was laughing now, "You did your damage in one dimension, and it was one you'd pretty much had Wolfram and Hart build to order for you; how much do you think that effected the grand scheme of things?"
As Lindsey was laughing at the group below him, he suddenly felt as if they were getting closer somehow, then he realized that he was floating down toward them, eying the witch he knew she had him in a binding spell and was forcing him down to the alley and right into the middle of everything.
"Somebody grab him- Buffy, you get him," Willow's voice was both pleading and exasperated, " it's taking all my strength to keep Faith from bleeding out, and whoever sent him, I don't think we want him running around on the loose."
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Post by jeff on Feb 22, 2007 15:48:58 GMT -5
Illyria walked over to Lindsey grabbing him by the throat , "you and Wesley stink of death, you more so, I am tired of this alley and am ready to leave now, tell me how we achieve this."
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Post by Julia, wrought iron-y on Feb 22, 2007 16:09:45 GMT -5
Illyria walked over to Lindsey grabbing him by the throat , "you and Wesley stink of death, you more so, I am tired of this alley and am ready to leave now, tell me how we achieve this."
"You know, I liked you a lot better when you were a skinny little gal from Texas," Lindsey gasped out out past Illyria's chokehold, "but truth is, I don't know, I don't need to know, when I'm done here I'll be sent for; it's those two old magicians who set up the bomb, and they're the ones who know how to undo it."
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Post by Onjel on Feb 22, 2007 16:29:18 GMT -5
Illyria walked over to Lindsey grabbing him by the throat , "you and Wesley stink of death, you more so, I am tired of this alley and am ready to leave now, tell me how we achieve this."
"You know, I liked you a lot better when you were a skinny little gal from Texas," Lindsey gasped out out past Illyria's chokehold, "but truth is, I don't know, I don't need to know, when I'm done here I'll be sent for; it's those two old magicians who set up the bomb, and they're the ones who know how to undo it."
Without releasing her hold upon Lindsey, Illyria turned and fixed Ethan and Ripper with a stare that looked as though it was coming from eyes literally made of blue steel.
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