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Post by SpringSummers on Nov 30, 2005 15:06:53 GMT -5
Fotada's Secret Santa! How clever you are! Are you SURE you're not me? Of course you're not. Or are you? Hmmm. Yes, very clever! Finding ways for Fotada to bribe and harass encourage me! I know, I know! It's been awhile. But soon, VM and Smallville will be on break. So, there is hope. Honest! Really!
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Post by Michelle on Nov 30, 2005 17:32:00 GMT -5
Fotada!It appears that what you want the most for Christmas is more Spikecentricity Analyses. Unfortunately, I'm not Spring... or am I? Nevertheless, here is a selection of motivators you can use to help further your goal: Virtual Crack [/b][/quote] Thank you, Satan Santa! My very own crack to use bribe Spring with? You shouldn't have! Seriously--these are great! I'm very impressed. I know I didn't make it easy on you.
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Naughty Erins Secret Santa
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Post by Naughty Erins Secret Santa on Nov 30, 2005 19:06:44 GMT -5
I'm a doctor. I assure you, I've seen it all befo... oh my! That's ummm... pretty spectacular! Happy Holidays, my naughiest of naughties! I hope the season is finding you full of cheer and good spirits.
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Post by Queen E on Nov 30, 2005 19:27:53 GMT -5
I'm a doctor. I assure you, I've seen it all befo... oh my! That's ummm... pretty spectacular! Happy Holidays, my naughiest of naughties! I hope the season is finding you full of cheer and good spirits.
SantaOh, Santa... I'll be in my bunk, playing doctor. I love Santa, and Christmas, and pretty pretty physicians! WHeeeeeeee!
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Onjels Secret Santa
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Post by Onjels Secret Santa on Nov 30, 2005 21:04:58 GMT -5
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Post by Onjel on Nov 30, 2005 22:07:42 GMT -5
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Lola Ms St Nick or Nicole
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Post by Lola Ms St Nick or Nicole on Dec 1, 2005 8:09:41 GMT -5
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Post by Lola Ms St Nick or Nicole on Dec 1, 2005 8:17:32 GMT -5
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Post by Lola m on Dec 1, 2005 13:21:01 GMT -5
[/b]I am a very thorough Santa. Not only do I check the wish lists that people send me, but I pay attention to everything my special S'cubie says and does. And lately, you wrote: Ask, and you shall receive!! Ho, ho, ho!! Merry Christmas!![/quote] Oh, my! That is truly truly clever!
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Post by Lola m on Dec 1, 2005 13:27:38 GMT -5
[/size][/color][/quote] Capt delicious, lickable, Sparrow! And Spike and Xander with the oil and the twister! Forget the bunk. We're taking over the whole ship. ;D ;D ;D Thank you thank you thank you, Santa! Have some bribes goodies! ;D
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Erins Naughty Secret Santa
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Post by Erins Naughty Secret Santa on Dec 1, 2005 17:20:44 GMT -5
Dear Naughty Naughty Erin,
I have long pondered on your request of "Queen of the World" and I have finally come to a decision.
I will provide you with the means to that end. But, it's only the first step!
www.laffnet.org/2006QueenofQueensentryform.pdf
The above URL will take you to the 2006 Queen of Queens Pageant entry form. This contest is located in Louisiana, and with all the turmoil that state has had, I am sure that you will manage to convince conjole bribe persuade the indigent good people there to elect you to that lofty position. From there, it is only a small step to gain entry to the Miss World pageant of 2007. I have every confidence in your nefarious broad skills to pull this off win.
Oh, and just to keep your cheeks rosy and bright until you get your head shots done for the entry form , Simon agreed to another quick picture. He really is such the doll.
Yes, my Queen. I'll be right there. Just...need... a moment... to catch my breath!
Merry Christmas! And, Long Live The Queen!
Ever yours, Santa
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Post by Queen E on Dec 1, 2005 17:26:48 GMT -5
Dear Naughty Naughty Erin,
I have long pondered on your request of "Queen of the World" and I have finally come to a decision.
I will provide you with the means to that end. But, it's only the first step!
www.laffnet.org/2006QueenofQueensentryform.pdf
The above URL will take you to the 2006 Queen of Queens Pageant entry form. This contest is located in Louisiana, and with all the turmoil that state has had, I am sure that you will manage to convince conjole bribe persuade the indigent good people there to elect you to that lofty position. From there, it is only a small step to gain entry to the Miss World pageant of 2007. I have every confidence in your nefarious broad skills to pull this off win.
Oh, and just to keep your cheeks rosy and bright until you get your head shots done for the entry form , Simon agreed to another quick picture. He really is such the doll.
Yes, my Queen. I'll be right there. Just...need... a moment... to catch my breath!
Merry Christmas! And, Long Live The Queen!
Ever yours, Santa
Oh, Santa! You are the best Kringle ever. I am overawed by your creativity and penache. May I in turn offer you gifts of libations: and someone to celebrate with: (Because I suspect even Santa is a Tarasexual.)
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Post by Liz Secret Santa aka Da Bomb on Dec 2, 2005 16:18:40 GMT -5
Dear Liz,
I saw that you requested a "cheap, efficient, environmentally safe, renewable energy source."
I gift you with:
Wind Power Water Power
Solar Power Geothermal Power Biomass Power
and, Santa's favorite:
Wave Power [/center] Aaron Goldin’s winning project is entitled “Autonomous Gyroscopic Ocean-Wave Powered Generator: Invention of a New Energy Conversion Technology.” Mr. Goldin created his gyroscope prototypes in his garage, scavenging an old tape recorder, answering machine, and other household appliances for parts. “Aaron Goldin created the Gyro-Gen concept for extracting power from ocean waves by combining his love of gyroscopes and oceanography,” said judge Dr. Richard Miles, Professor, Department of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering, Princeton University. “He has taken an innovative application of gyroscopic principles and turned it into a reality, demonstrating great independence and originality. With further development, his concept may be scalable to large off-shore power generation as a replacement for fossil fuel power plants.” Mr. Goldin, who recently turned 17 years old, has already won numerous awards,
Unfortunately , there is nothing Santa can do to bring these sources of energy into widespread, common usage. It's up to the marketplace to do that. (I will point out that I rely totally on renewable "Biomass" types of energy: I feed the elves and reindeer and they do all the work! )
Santa would also like to take this opportunity to point out that you have now received twice the RWM* of gifts. Not only that, but you received, not one, but six sources of renewable energy. Does this mean that your Santa is an over-achieving, obessive/compulsion competitive SOB? Of course not. I am modest**, reserved and extremely giving.
However, I will also take this opportunity to point out that is would not be a bad idea for you to thank Santa profusely. Perhaps with some vodka and tiramisu cookies and milk; delivered personally by Playboy bunnies in tiny elf costumes cute little kiddies in flannel jammies.
Yours,
Da Bomb (aka Liz's Secret Santa)
*Required Weekly Minimum
**modesty clearly demonstrated by my thanking Google Images for all of the lovely pictures.[/color][/b] p.s. All other Secret Santas: eat my dust!
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Post by Annas Secret Santa on Dec 2, 2005 17:13:56 GMT -5
Santa had been informed that you have certain requests about a certain vampire. Luckily for you, Santa is also a creature of the night, which gives him a bit of an edge when it comes to dealing with the Lonely Ones. Even more luckily, Spike had coincidentally just broken up with his current love. Apparently, she can be a bit...trying. Using the latest elfin technology, Santa was able to get a still photo of the event: Therefore your vampire of choice was available. You might want to hurry, though. He seems very sad all by himself: Assuming you haven't left already, Santa is also in the way of knowing about a little surprise Spike has in store for you, Anna: So be warned. And Merry Christmas!!
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Post by Rob on Dec 2, 2005 17:18:13 GMT -5
Hey there, Robby boy! Now I had you down on the "naughty" side of my list, so I don't know how this ended up sitting under your tree . . . I suppose only someone truly naughty would know what to do with her: Now if this just isn't up to your usual standards, you let me know (though I don't see how you could possibly turn her away...heck, if I was thirty years younger and didn't have the missus breathing down my neck, I'd take her for a ride. In my sleigh, of course). Dear Lord. That's incredible. Someone get the defibrillator.
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