Post by Sara on Sept 14, 2006 21:25:21 GMT -5
And now, I present to you "Onjel and Sara Watch Blade: Trinity:
8:31:36 PM sawilcox28: Dude. Michael's brother Linc is in "Blade: Trinity." He's a seriously badass vamp.
8:31:58 PM onjel_b: No kidding? Is that on now? I've got Bones on.
8:32:07 PM sawilcox28: Holy bleep--and there's the guy who Kara threw out an airlock.
8:32:13 PM sawilcox28: Bleep--I forgot Bones was on.
8:32:21 PM onjel_b: Wow.
8:32:27 PM sawilcox28: And Parkey Posey to boot.
8:33:15 PM onjel_b: Oh right! I saw Blade Trinity! I remember now! I didn't recognize Linc for some reason. I did recognize Parker Posey. Her presence is disconcerting.
8:33:27 PM sawilcox28: I agree.
Later, after "Bones" was done...
9:02:00 PM sawilcox28: Back to Blade.... and Mira Sorvino has show up as a blind computer whiz. This is getting downright surreal.
9:02:32 PM onjel_b: That was Mira Sorvino? Wow. I must be bleepin blind.
9:02:39 PM sawilcox28: *rimshot*
9:02:55 PM onjel_b: I'm serious!
9:03:40 PM sawilcox28: LOL! "They'll kill you? Motherbleeper, I'LL kill you..."
9:03:57 PM sawilcox28: That looks familiar...
9:04:01 PM onjel_b: Hee!
9:06:03 PM sawilcox28: Harvest? Hee.
9:06:22 PM onjel_b: I should turn to it.
9:06:27 PM sawilcox28: Oh, and how much does this dialogue stink?
9:06:37 PM onjel_b: What network is it on?
9:06:45 PM onjel_b: Pretty muchly, actually.
9:07:11 PM sawilcox28: Encore Mystery.
9:07:47 PM onjel_b: Thanks.
9:08:07 PM sawilcox28: I take it back--I don't think that is Mira Sorvino.
9:08:08 PM onjel_b: Got it.
9:08:31 PM onjel_b: Oh, man. I feel so much better now. I really thought I lost my eyesight.
9:08:40 PM sawilcox28: Looked like her when she had her glasses on, though.
9:09:00 PM onjel_b: Her lips are too full perhaps?
9:09:06 PM sawilcox28: Yup.
9:09:34 PM sawilcox28: And there's Lincoln.
9:09:53 PM onjel_b: Yep.
9:10:03 PM sawilcox28: Tell me the girl's okay...
9:10:31 PM onjel_b: I can't tell you anything. It wouldn't be right.
9:10:39 PM sawilcox28: Don't make me hurt you.
9:10:44 PM onjel_b: Besides, I don't remember. This movie was traumatic for me.
9:10:48 PM sawilcox28: LOL!
9:10:50 PM onjel_b: It's that bad.
9:11:27 PM sawilcox28: That bad as in "crappy movie," or as in "graphic and horrific"?
9:12:02 PM onjel_b: Crappy movie bad and pretty graphic, as well.
9:12:19 PM onjel_b: Primarily crappy movie, bad, though.
9:12:38 PM onjel_b: Didja see the little vamp doggie? Too bleeping funny.
9:12:45 PM sawilcox28: No, I missed that.
9:12:48 PM onjel_b: I think it was a Pomeranian.
9:13:01 PM sawilcox28: Of course it was.
9:13:19 PM onjel_b: Like I said, crappy movie bad.
9:13:30 PM sawilcox28: Okay, when's someone going to think of the little girl?
9:13:54 PM sawilcox28: Ah, there's the doggie.
9:14:00 PM onjel_b: Oh! There it is!
9:14:11 PM sawilcox28: GREAT reaction!
9:14:31 PM onjel_b: LOLOLOLOL!
9:14:45 PM sawilcox28: Oh my God, this really is terrible, isn't it?
9:14:46 PM onjel_b: This part is funny.
9:14:54 PM onjel_b: I don't think that's how they intended it, however.
9:14:59 PM onjel_b: Oh yeah.
9:15:08 PM sawilcox28: Ryan Reynolds looks good though.
9:15:14 PM onjel_b: He does.
9:15:57 PM sawilcox28: Oh. My. God.
9:16:09 PM onjel_b: I'm telling you! It's bleeping hilarious!
9:16:22 PM sawilcox28: But, as you said, not for the reasons they meant.
9:16:26 PM sawilcox28:
9:16:39 PM onjel_b: Definitely.
9:16:44 PM sawilcox28: Dear God, I knew she was going to say "I'll give you that."
9:17:05 PM onjel_b: Predictable doesn't even begin to cover it.
9:17:38 PM sawilcox28: I mean, did they just put every cliche up on a dartboard, blindfold someone, and have 'em start throwing?
9:17:47 PM onjel_b: He was right about the hairdo, though.
9:17:49 PM sawilcox28: Ah, there she is.
9:17:53 PM onjel_b: The little girl.
9:19:51 PM sawilcox28: Okay, do you remember what's up with the numbers?
9:20:05 PM onjel_b: The speed of the arrows, you mean?
9:20:12 PM sawilcox28: Yeah, that'd be it.
9:20:34 PM onjel_b: Yeah. Definitely not Mira Sorvino.
9:20:54 PM sawilcox28: Do you remember the character's name?
9:21:52 PM onjel_b: No. And, I'm sure they said it recently.
9:23:38 PM sawilcox28: Dude. That was Natasha Lyonne? Seriously?
9:23:59 PM sawilcox28: And this movie was written and directed by the guy behind the t.v. series.
9:24:09 PM onjel_b: Are you IMDbing this?
9:24:15 PM sawilcox28: Of course.
9:24:22 PM onjel_b: Sad, isn't it? He clearly should stick to the small screen.
9:24:45 PM sawilcox28: Well, for one I'm definitely noticing a resemblance between Jessica Biel and the woman who plays Krista.
9:25:16 PM onjel_b: Let me check this out.
9:25:44 PM onjel_b: Definitely.
9:26:02 PM sawilcox28: Damn, Ryan Reynolds is looking *good*...
9:26:20 PM onjel_b: Well, Natasha didn't look like herself.
9:26:38 PM onjel_b: LOLOL!
9:26:44 PM onjel_b: Bleepjuggling thunder bleep!
9:26:51 PM onjel_b: Where do people come up with these lines?
9:27:35 PM sawilcox28: I'm... I'm speechless. And a bit in awe at the sheer hideousness of the dialogue. I mean, just... damn.
9:28:02 PM onjel_b: Oh yeah. I can't help but laugh at virtually everything uttered!
9:28:29 PM sawilcox28: Especially Ryan's lines. I mean, he's clearly doing his best. But still...
9:29:03 PM onjel_b: He actually makes them! He's hilarious. I can't believe he took his part very seriously.
9:29:07 PM sawilcox28: And *of course* she did the "c'mon" hand motion.
9:29:35 PM onjel_b: Had to. What would this movie be without it?
9:29:43 PM sawilcox28: Um, better?
9:29:56 PM onjel_b: LOL!
9:30:00 PM onjel_b: Marginally, at best.
9:30:01 PM sawilcox28: Full props for the fight choreography, though.
9:30:15 PM onjel_b: Definitely. The best part of the movie, actually.
9:30:30 PM onjel_b: Nice dustings.
9:30:32 PM onjel_b: I like the flames.
9:30:38 PM sawilcox28: Especially becasue you see the actors actually doing a lot of it.
9:30:46 PM onjel_b: Yep.
9:30:58 PM onjel_b: Cool toys.
9:30:59 PM sawilcox28: Whoa. Now that was different...
9:31:07 PM sawilcox28: I saw her use that toy in the train station.
9:31:08 PM onjel_b: Here he is. Killer pom.
9:31:16 PM sawilcox28: Oh. Bleep.
9:31:18 PM onjel_b: LOLOLOL!
9:31:26 PM onjel_b: I love that guy. He is so funny
9:31:26 PM sawilcox28: Now THAT was funny. Genuinely.
9:31:40 PM onjel_b: I know.
9:32:00 PM sawilcox28: *snort*
9:32:09 PM onjel_b: LOL!
9:32:14 PM sawilcox28: *snort again*
9:32:15 PM onjel_b: Dumbass.
9:32:19 PM onjel_b: Here we go.
9:32:25 PM sawilcox28: *rimshot*
9:32:52 PM sawilcox28: So. King is/was a familiar?
9:33:24 PM onjel_b: Could be. I don't know, exactly.
9:33:32 PM onjel_b: I didn't see the movie from the beginning.
9:33:32 PM sawilcox28: Wesley. Only Samuel L. Jackson can pull off the "motherbleeper." You are not Samuel L. Jackson.
9:33:56 PM onjel_b: Kinda came in towards the end, there. Right when Parker was doing her thing.
9:34:04 PM onjel_b: So right. It's truly laughable.
9:34:21 PM sawilcox28: Although Bruce does okay with it in "Die Hard."
9:34:27 PM sawilcox28: Ow.
9:34:36 PM onjel_b: Hee!
9:34:57 PM sawilcox28: Okay, that was nasty.
9:35:03 PM sawilcox28: Ryan's reaction and mine were one.
9:35:09 PM onjel_b: Oh yeah.
9:35:25 PM sawilcox28: Bye Mr. Cylon...
9:35:49 PM onjel_b: Um, wrong show.
9:35:56 PM sawilcox28: Damn. Sorry.
9:36:12 PM onjel_b: That was a neat toy.
9:36:15 PM sawilcox28: Yup.
9:36:29 PM onjel_b: It's cool. I can see why you'd want so very much to be watching BSG instead.
9:36:36 PM sawilcox28: LOLOL
9:36:56 PM sawilcox28: Whoops.
9:37:17 PM sawilcox28: Oooh, thank you. More bare-chestedness, please.
9:37:23 PM sawilcox28: Well, not like THAT...
9:37:23 PM onjel_b: His face is looking interesting.
9:37:41 PM onjel_b: Blade's thinking, I'm supposed to look like that bitch?
9:38:01 PM sawilcox28: No, he's thinking "Thank GOD I don't look like that bitch."
9:38:42 PM sawilcox28: Bleep.
9:38:52 PM sawilcox28: That's didn't work they way she was planning.
9:39:03 PM onjel_b: You knew it would have to work somehow, though.
9:39:06 PM sawilcox28: But that'll do, Blade. That'll do.
9:39:11 PM onjel_b: AIDS for vampires.
9:39:46 PM onjel_b: I do not get the face opening bit. Why the hell can't they just have extra teeth?
9:40:31 PM sawilcox28: Okay, they're gonna need some moisturizer...
9:40:45 PM onjel_b: LOL!
9:40:55 PM onjel_b: Hold on kitten, I'll get help! LMAO!
9:41:43 PM onjel_b: Nice abs.
9:41:48 PM sawilcox28: Word.
9:42:03 PM sawilcox28: Daylight. That's gonna sting...
9:42:12 PM onjel_b: I could look at those all day.
9:42:13 PM onjel_b: Yep.
9:42:27 PM onjel_b: Gives a whole new meaning to the term flamer, doesn't it?
8:31:36 PM sawilcox28: Dude. Michael's brother Linc is in "Blade: Trinity." He's a seriously badass vamp.
8:31:58 PM onjel_b: No kidding? Is that on now? I've got Bones on.
8:32:07 PM sawilcox28: Holy bleep--and there's the guy who Kara threw out an airlock.
8:32:13 PM sawilcox28: Bleep--I forgot Bones was on.
8:32:21 PM onjel_b: Wow.
8:32:27 PM sawilcox28: And Parkey Posey to boot.
8:33:15 PM onjel_b: Oh right! I saw Blade Trinity! I remember now! I didn't recognize Linc for some reason. I did recognize Parker Posey. Her presence is disconcerting.
8:33:27 PM sawilcox28: I agree.
Later, after "Bones" was done...
9:02:00 PM sawilcox28: Back to Blade.... and Mira Sorvino has show up as a blind computer whiz. This is getting downright surreal.
9:02:32 PM onjel_b: That was Mira Sorvino? Wow. I must be bleepin blind.
9:02:39 PM sawilcox28: *rimshot*
9:02:55 PM onjel_b: I'm serious!
9:03:40 PM sawilcox28: LOL! "They'll kill you? Motherbleeper, I'LL kill you..."
9:03:57 PM sawilcox28: That looks familiar...
9:04:01 PM onjel_b: Hee!
9:06:03 PM sawilcox28: Harvest? Hee.
9:06:22 PM onjel_b: I should turn to it.
9:06:27 PM sawilcox28: Oh, and how much does this dialogue stink?
9:06:37 PM onjel_b: What network is it on?
9:06:45 PM onjel_b: Pretty muchly, actually.
9:07:11 PM sawilcox28: Encore Mystery.
9:07:47 PM onjel_b: Thanks.
9:08:07 PM sawilcox28: I take it back--I don't think that is Mira Sorvino.
9:08:08 PM onjel_b: Got it.
9:08:31 PM onjel_b: Oh, man. I feel so much better now. I really thought I lost my eyesight.
9:08:40 PM sawilcox28: Looked like her when she had her glasses on, though.
9:09:00 PM onjel_b: Her lips are too full perhaps?
9:09:06 PM sawilcox28: Yup.
9:09:34 PM sawilcox28: And there's Lincoln.
9:09:53 PM onjel_b: Yep.
9:10:03 PM sawilcox28: Tell me the girl's okay...
9:10:31 PM onjel_b: I can't tell you anything. It wouldn't be right.
9:10:39 PM sawilcox28: Don't make me hurt you.
9:10:44 PM onjel_b: Besides, I don't remember. This movie was traumatic for me.
9:10:48 PM sawilcox28: LOL!
9:10:50 PM onjel_b: It's that bad.
9:11:27 PM sawilcox28: That bad as in "crappy movie," or as in "graphic and horrific"?
9:12:02 PM onjel_b: Crappy movie bad and pretty graphic, as well.
9:12:19 PM onjel_b: Primarily crappy movie, bad, though.
9:12:38 PM onjel_b: Didja see the little vamp doggie? Too bleeping funny.
9:12:45 PM sawilcox28: No, I missed that.
9:12:48 PM onjel_b: I think it was a Pomeranian.
9:13:01 PM sawilcox28: Of course it was.
9:13:19 PM onjel_b: Like I said, crappy movie bad.
9:13:30 PM sawilcox28: Okay, when's someone going to think of the little girl?
9:13:54 PM sawilcox28: Ah, there's the doggie.
9:14:00 PM onjel_b: Oh! There it is!
9:14:11 PM sawilcox28: GREAT reaction!
9:14:31 PM onjel_b: LOLOLOLOL!
9:14:45 PM sawilcox28: Oh my God, this really is terrible, isn't it?
9:14:46 PM onjel_b: This part is funny.
9:14:54 PM onjel_b: I don't think that's how they intended it, however.
9:14:59 PM onjel_b: Oh yeah.
9:15:08 PM sawilcox28: Ryan Reynolds looks good though.
9:15:14 PM onjel_b: He does.
9:15:57 PM sawilcox28: Oh. My. God.
9:16:09 PM onjel_b: I'm telling you! It's bleeping hilarious!
9:16:22 PM sawilcox28: But, as you said, not for the reasons they meant.
9:16:26 PM sawilcox28:
9:16:39 PM onjel_b: Definitely.
9:16:44 PM sawilcox28: Dear God, I knew she was going to say "I'll give you that."
9:17:05 PM onjel_b: Predictable doesn't even begin to cover it.
9:17:38 PM sawilcox28: I mean, did they just put every cliche up on a dartboard, blindfold someone, and have 'em start throwing?
9:17:47 PM onjel_b: He was right about the hairdo, though.
9:17:49 PM sawilcox28: Ah, there she is.
9:17:53 PM onjel_b: The little girl.
9:19:51 PM sawilcox28: Okay, do you remember what's up with the numbers?
9:20:05 PM onjel_b: The speed of the arrows, you mean?
9:20:12 PM sawilcox28: Yeah, that'd be it.
9:20:34 PM onjel_b: Yeah. Definitely not Mira Sorvino.
9:20:54 PM sawilcox28: Do you remember the character's name?
9:21:52 PM onjel_b: No. And, I'm sure they said it recently.
9:23:38 PM sawilcox28: Dude. That was Natasha Lyonne? Seriously?
9:23:59 PM sawilcox28: And this movie was written and directed by the guy behind the t.v. series.
9:24:09 PM onjel_b: Are you IMDbing this?
9:24:15 PM sawilcox28: Of course.
9:24:22 PM onjel_b: Sad, isn't it? He clearly should stick to the small screen.
9:24:45 PM sawilcox28: Well, for one I'm definitely noticing a resemblance between Jessica Biel and the woman who plays Krista.
9:25:16 PM onjel_b: Let me check this out.
9:25:44 PM onjel_b: Definitely.
9:26:02 PM sawilcox28: Damn, Ryan Reynolds is looking *good*...
9:26:20 PM onjel_b: Well, Natasha didn't look like herself.
9:26:38 PM onjel_b: LOLOL!
9:26:44 PM onjel_b: Bleepjuggling thunder bleep!
9:26:51 PM onjel_b: Where do people come up with these lines?
9:27:35 PM sawilcox28: I'm... I'm speechless. And a bit in awe at the sheer hideousness of the dialogue. I mean, just... damn.
9:28:02 PM onjel_b: Oh yeah. I can't help but laugh at virtually everything uttered!
9:28:29 PM sawilcox28: Especially Ryan's lines. I mean, he's clearly doing his best. But still...
9:29:03 PM onjel_b: He actually makes them! He's hilarious. I can't believe he took his part very seriously.
9:29:07 PM sawilcox28: And *of course* she did the "c'mon" hand motion.
9:29:35 PM onjel_b: Had to. What would this movie be without it?
9:29:43 PM sawilcox28: Um, better?
9:29:56 PM onjel_b: LOL!
9:30:00 PM onjel_b: Marginally, at best.
9:30:01 PM sawilcox28: Full props for the fight choreography, though.
9:30:15 PM onjel_b: Definitely. The best part of the movie, actually.
9:30:30 PM onjel_b: Nice dustings.
9:30:32 PM onjel_b: I like the flames.
9:30:38 PM sawilcox28: Especially becasue you see the actors actually doing a lot of it.
9:30:46 PM onjel_b: Yep.
9:30:58 PM onjel_b: Cool toys.
9:30:59 PM sawilcox28: Whoa. Now that was different...
9:31:07 PM sawilcox28: I saw her use that toy in the train station.
9:31:08 PM onjel_b: Here he is. Killer pom.
9:31:16 PM sawilcox28: Oh. Bleep.
9:31:18 PM onjel_b: LOLOLOL!
9:31:26 PM onjel_b: I love that guy. He is so funny
9:31:26 PM sawilcox28: Now THAT was funny. Genuinely.
9:31:40 PM onjel_b: I know.
9:32:00 PM sawilcox28: *snort*
9:32:09 PM onjel_b: LOL!
9:32:14 PM sawilcox28: *snort again*
9:32:15 PM onjel_b: Dumbass.
9:32:19 PM onjel_b: Here we go.
9:32:25 PM sawilcox28: *rimshot*
9:32:52 PM sawilcox28: So. King is/was a familiar?
9:33:24 PM onjel_b: Could be. I don't know, exactly.
9:33:32 PM onjel_b: I didn't see the movie from the beginning.
9:33:32 PM sawilcox28: Wesley. Only Samuel L. Jackson can pull off the "motherbleeper." You are not Samuel L. Jackson.
9:33:56 PM onjel_b: Kinda came in towards the end, there. Right when Parker was doing her thing.
9:34:04 PM onjel_b: So right. It's truly laughable.
9:34:21 PM sawilcox28: Although Bruce does okay with it in "Die Hard."
9:34:27 PM sawilcox28: Ow.
9:34:36 PM onjel_b: Hee!
9:34:57 PM sawilcox28: Okay, that was nasty.
9:35:03 PM sawilcox28: Ryan's reaction and mine were one.
9:35:09 PM onjel_b: Oh yeah.
9:35:25 PM sawilcox28: Bye Mr. Cylon...
9:35:49 PM onjel_b: Um, wrong show.
9:35:56 PM sawilcox28: Damn. Sorry.
9:36:12 PM onjel_b: That was a neat toy.
9:36:15 PM sawilcox28: Yup.
9:36:29 PM onjel_b: It's cool. I can see why you'd want so very much to be watching BSG instead.
9:36:36 PM sawilcox28: LOLOL
9:36:56 PM sawilcox28: Whoops.
9:37:17 PM sawilcox28: Oooh, thank you. More bare-chestedness, please.
9:37:23 PM sawilcox28: Well, not like THAT...
9:37:23 PM onjel_b: His face is looking interesting.
9:37:41 PM onjel_b: Blade's thinking, I'm supposed to look like that bitch?
9:38:01 PM sawilcox28: No, he's thinking "Thank GOD I don't look like that bitch."
9:38:42 PM sawilcox28: Bleep.
9:38:52 PM sawilcox28: That's didn't work they way she was planning.
9:39:03 PM onjel_b: You knew it would have to work somehow, though.
9:39:06 PM sawilcox28: But that'll do, Blade. That'll do.
9:39:11 PM onjel_b: AIDS for vampires.
9:39:46 PM onjel_b: I do not get the face opening bit. Why the hell can't they just have extra teeth?
9:40:31 PM sawilcox28: Okay, they're gonna need some moisturizer...
9:40:45 PM onjel_b: LOL!
9:40:55 PM onjel_b: Hold on kitten, I'll get help! LMAO!
9:41:43 PM onjel_b: Nice abs.
9:41:48 PM sawilcox28: Word.
9:42:03 PM sawilcox28: Daylight. That's gonna sting...
9:42:12 PM onjel_b: I could look at those all day.
9:42:13 PM onjel_b: Yep.
9:42:27 PM onjel_b: Gives a whole new meaning to the term flamer, doesn't it?