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Post by Lola m on May 8, 2008 21:41:43 GMT -5
Hugo!!! God, you should have left! Though I can see why... Dammed if you go, dammed if you stay. Even psychos like to listen to some tunes while they do their killin'. My sweet baby Sayid!!!!!
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Post by Sara on May 8, 2008 21:48:16 GMT -5
Frank's gonna crash that 'copter with them all inside...
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Post by Matthew on May 8, 2008 21:48:24 GMT -5
I'm wondering now if he went and screwed with Sayid's head while he was gone briefly to go get smokey in that episode a couple back.
And cut back to further along in Locke's life.
Matthew Abbadon. So the Dharma Initiative has been keeping an eye on him his whole life. And they are responsible for him being on a plane that will take him between Australia and the U.S.
"A lot more than just an orderly"
"You'll owe me one"
Keamy's people arming up, getting ready to nuke the place.
Look, the doctor is alive.
And Keamy brings it up, what I was thinking. Huh.
There we go. Whups.
"I fixed your gun" HAH!
So much for the captain. Personal bullet shield force-field on the arm?
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Post by Lola m on May 8, 2008 21:50:11 GMT -5
Oh, now Ben is all pouting. I was the special one before. OMG! Chosen and destiny the fickle bitch? Who does he think he is? The slayer? And there's the creepy ass cabin. **starts getting scared** Physical therapy John. Ok, who is the mysterious "don't give up" therapist guy. Ooooooh! It's the Whidmore (or whatever organization) guy! Is he gonna push him down the stairs? Oh! He gives him the idea for the walkabout!! He sets up the whole thing of being on the plane!!!!!!!!!! "You'll owe me one." OMG!!!!! "But I'm the doctor." Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!! I was hired to fly scientiest. And, yeah, if you kill him then not so much with the flying. So, they kill someone else. Aaaaaaand there's the doctor so he can wash up on the beach. **is officially freaked out** Captain dead too?! ?!1 !! What did the pilot tuck away? I couldn't tell!
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Post by Lola m on May 8, 2008 21:50:43 GMT -5
Frank's gonna crash that 'copter with them all inside... Oh, Frank! You brave noble bastard you!!
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Post by Karen on May 8, 2008 21:55:30 GMT -5
Woo hoo! Not just old-timey record, but old-timey for realz! Who's Emily and why is she important? Six months? They'd have a hard time keeping him going at that age back then, wouldn't they? Oooooh! Locke history!! The start of him being "special" maybe? Heeeee! Looking for the cabin . . . "I don't know, I've been following him." "I'm not even in front!" Desmond and Sayid!! **squeeeeee** Ah, the smoke monster's victims. Coolio! Keamy. Heh! "I want you to tell me exactly how many are on the island and where." "And why exactly would I do that." Damn. Don't hurt Michael!!!! Oooooh! You can't kill him either. Oh that is so very very cool! And I'll bet that leg gets better double time too. I definitely got the 3 Stooges vibe with those 3. Love the Desmond/Sayid yumminess. Gun jammed up at am opportune time. Island magic?
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Post by Matthew on May 8, 2008 21:57:18 GMT -5
Jack is a lousy patient. HEY! JACK! and JULIET and such.
Helicopter? yep.
Is the time-delay-thingie decresaed the cloer inland you get?
Oh. he just throws something out the helicopter.
Something BEEPING!!!
Follow them with LOTS of GUNS!!!!!
Meanwhile, back at Baba Yaga's hut...
So Locke was the one the Island wanted, but it settled for Ben?
"Yeah, I'm cool with you going in alone, too" HAH!!!!
So, who's sitting there in the corner?
Boonie? Nope, Christian. Where's his nice jacket, and the stripey tie?
CLAIRE! Oh, Clairebear, are you deaders? Yep, I guess so. This kinda sucks.
What IS the one question that really matters? "Which item should I have picked when I was eight?"
No. "How do I save the island?"
Awkward silences and waiting. and Aw! Hurley being generous! And Locke comes back from the oracle and says??
HE WANTS US TO MOVE THE ISLAND
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Post by Sara on May 8, 2008 21:58:18 GMT -5
Okay, I was wrong about the chopper...
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Post by Sara on May 8, 2008 21:59:25 GMT -5
Move the island. Sure, no problem—the meter's almost out anyway...
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Post by Lola m on May 8, 2008 22:00:39 GMT -5
What a surprise. Jack is not following doctor's orders. Here comes the helicopter, with a surprise bomb to save them all, mayhap? Follow them? I'm confused them again. Ben is ceding his place to Locke? So, he's setting him up then? Something icky about to happen in the Cabin O' Doom? Aha!! Yes! Christian is "speaking on behalf" of Jacob. Daddy! So. Tell us why he's there! Another chosen one. Claire!! She's fine. She's with Christian. And the baby's fine, he's where he should be, which is not here. Hmmmmm. And they're both all smiley. The boat people are coming and Locke's gonna save the island. **cue smirky Claire** I am officially totally and completely confused. Luckily, Hurley and Ben have snacks. Oh, I love this, love this, love this!!!!!1 Move the island!!!!!! YES!!!!!! This is up there with the four-toed foot.
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Post by Lola m on May 8, 2008 22:04:05 GMT -5
I'm wondering now if he went and screwed with Sayid's head while he was gone briefly to go get smokey in that episode a couple back. And cut back to further along in Locke's life. Matthew Abbadon. So the Dharma Initiative has been keeping an eye on him his whole life. And they are responsible for him being on a plane that will take him between Australia and the U.S. A hugely important new fact, I'm thinking. Because now we'll all be wondering how engineered all of their journey's are. Not just mysterious island drawing them all here, but human intervention as well. Heeeee! It's a kryptonite iPod. Or some other, better, metaphor.
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Post by Lola m on May 8, 2008 22:05:58 GMT -5
Woo hoo! Not just old-timey record, but old-timey for realz! Who's Emily and why is she important? Six months? They'd have a hard time keeping him going at that age back then, wouldn't they? Oooooh! Locke history!! The start of him being "special" maybe? Heeeee! Looking for the cabin . . . "I don't know, I've been following him." "I'm not even in front!" Desmond and Sayid!! **squeeeeee** Ah, the smoke monster's victims. Coolio! Keamy. Heh! "I want you to tell me exactly how many are on the island and where." "And why exactly would I do that." Damn. Don't hurt Michael!!!! Oooooh! You can't kill him either. Oh that is so very very cool! And I'll bet that leg gets better double time too. I definitely got the 3 Stooges vibe with those 3. Love the Desmond/Sayid yumminess. Gun jammed up at am opportune time. Island magic? Stooges and numminess, yes indeedy! And Michael does have a history with the jammed gun thing, doesn't he?
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Post by Lola m on May 8, 2008 22:07:28 GMT -5
Okay, I was wrong about the chopper... But none of that matters now, because they're gonna MOVE THE FREAKING ISLAND!!!! I mean, dude. How can you top that?
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Post by Lola m on May 8, 2008 22:08:54 GMT -5
Move the island. Sure, no problem—the meter's almost out anyway... It's gotta be easier than finding the right amount of change, right?
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Post by Matthew on May 8, 2008 22:09:55 GMT -5
Move the island. Sure, no problem—the meter's almost out anyway... *Snortle!*
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