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Post by Dalton on Aug 28, 2003 5:20:53 GMT -5
//I am a two dollar jingle artist at best. Spring is the Master of S'Cubie Suessian Rhyme.// Still did better than me. Rhyming was never my forte. And here's a little known secret -- Dr. Seuss wasn't even a doctor. Dude was a complete fake. Probably never once hopped on Pop either. I'll bet he never even heard a Who.
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Post by Dalton on Aug 28, 2003 5:21:21 GMT -5
//It's so hard to exploit someone's privates for profit anymore.// I'd offer to let you exploit mine, but since your intent is to make money, I'm thinking it might not be such a good idea. But then sometimes the magic lies in the marketing -- "Looks like a penis, only smaller ...."
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Post by Dalton on Aug 28, 2003 5:21:52 GMT -5
The internet's too... public for the shady buisness of Nekkid Jamesmanship. We'd have to just pack a U-Haul with 'em and hit the road, moving from town to town as the ATF (I'm not going unless I get to take swigs on a bottle of Bean while smoking a Cuban during every sale), FCC, and FBI close in.
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Post by Dalton on Aug 28, 2003 5:24:16 GMT -5
What is that all about anyway? I can think of plenty of men in the Buffyverse who I would unequivocally NOT want to see half-nekkid and strapped to that wheel. Principal Snyder. Mayor Wilkins. Ted (John Ritter). Quentin Travers. Mr. Trick. Doc (sorry, Joel Grey). Rack. Jonathan. Principal Flutie. Total double standard going on here...I think I need to pen a feminist tract on the subject...
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Post by Dalton on Aug 30, 2003 11:53:40 GMT -5
The penis headed old lady monster in DMP? If you say yes, her too I'm sending the paramedics. Just hang on. No, forget I said that. Edited By Rusty Goode at 4/26/2003 1:55:00 AM.
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Post by Dalton on Aug 30, 2003 11:54:14 GMT -5
Athene, could it be that women just have higher standards? I keep telling myself that's what it is, as I go dateless week after week. It's not me -- their standards are just too dang high. See, I'm now at the point that I'm interested in two things -- female and breathing, and I'm starting to think even that might be one standard too many.
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Post by Dalton on Aug 30, 2003 11:54:43 GMT -5
You'll also need a purple mohair fedora and a long raincoat. You can't be pimpin' our James without the outfit.
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Post by Dalton on Aug 30, 2003 11:55:06 GMT -5
//The penis headed old lady monster in DMP? If you say yes, her too I'm sending the paramedics. Just hang on. No, forget I said that. // Dear God, Rusty, I had completely blocked that entire episode from my memory. Thanks for bringing back such a horrible image. And, YES, you are right ... if she were strapped to the wheel, you better not be blocking the door as I try to leave the room, or I won't be responsible for the ensuing bloodshed.
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Post by Dalton on Aug 30, 2003 11:55:31 GMT -5
:::...Yeah, they really ought to find some way to make and distribute Nekkid James (TM). Mr. Marsters himself would be able to afford a gold plated swimming pool in two weeks time.::: And I want the t-shirt! ======================================== Someone here,awhile back, told me the difference between naked Spike and nekkid Spike. Had to do with what activity Spike was going to participate in...
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Post by Dalton on Aug 30, 2003 11:56:04 GMT -5
//You'll also need a purple mohair fedora and a long raincoat. You can't be pimpin' our James without the outfit.// Ever see I'm Gonna Git Ya Sucka, with the pimp who had the elevator shoes with the goldfish swimming in the heels? Don't forget the Cadillac Eldorado with the tiger-stripe seat covers
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Post by Dalton on Aug 30, 2003 11:56:30 GMT -5
David, so you're either contemplating necrophilia, or you're considering playing for the other team. Whew, not good, guy. (not that there's anything WRONG with that...) I'm not kidding, a whole lotta my friends have had enormous success with match.com lately. It's not even anything to hide anymore, everyone's doing it. Off topic, I recently read in the class notes section of my college alumni magazine that one of my former classmates (from like 12 years ago) frequently hosts Buffy-viewing parties in another city. I thought that was so cool. [This non-sequitur was brought to you by a green apple martini and three woo-hoo shots...] Going to bed now. I think.
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Post by Dalton on Aug 30, 2003 11:57:00 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind seeing Rack nekkid on a wheel. The name alone...
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Post by Dalton on Aug 30, 2003 11:57:42 GMT -5
//Someone here,awhile back, told me the difference between naked Spike and nekkid Spike. Had to do with what activity Spike was going to participate in... // And I'm sure something to do with the status of Spike's spike.
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Post by Dalton on Aug 30, 2003 11:58:13 GMT -5
David said, "I'm now at the point that I'm interested in two things -- female and breathing," Now why do I think that's not *really* what you're interested in...
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Post by Dalton on Aug 30, 2003 11:59:35 GMT -5
(women I don't have wheel thoughts about) The lunch lady who tried to kill all the students in Earshot. I have no desire to see her ever again. I've never found Juliet Landau attractive. Kristine Sutherland doesn't do it for me either. The skinniest potential. Amanda, I think her name is. The first Slayer doesn't inspire warm thoughts. I think I've proven my point. Not ALL the women in the show's history make me think of the big wheel. Just most of them.
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