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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:43:45 GMT -5
//Like Harmony, Dru is not OK with threesomes with Spike, unless it is Charlize Theron - except Dru always adds: OR Spring Summers.//
Mmmm ... a threesome with Spring and Charlize Theron.......Ok, I'm back now.
David Crenshaw
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:44:24 GMT -5
We saw the chaos demon. I swear, I look nothing like that. NO antlers, and no dripping mucus (well, not usually). It was a fungus demon Dru dumped Spike for next. And yes, that was me. Case of athlete's foot gone horribly awry. All better now.
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:45:23 GMT -5
The cigar goes with the camo teddy.
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:46:07 GMT -5
In Spike's own words:"Dru said I'd gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. And I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn't care. So, we got to Brazil, and she was... she was just different. I gave her everything: beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy. And she would fliiirt! I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers. They're disgusting."
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:46:46 GMT -5
//The cigar goes with the camo teddy.//
I'm going to have GREAT dreams tonight! If I ever manage to fall asleep ....
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:47:29 GMT -5
OK. Let me get this straight (wrong word actually). You and Dru had a thing in South America? Kudos. Benadryl really helps that pre nasal drip.
Edited By Rusty Goode at 4/27/2003 12:07:00 AM.
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:49:25 GMT -5
Make sure you don't do any dusting in the dark. You might get the wrong vamp. THEN where would you be? If anything, you'd probably want Spike staking YOU, no? Ugh. I'm doing it again. As soon as the clock strikes midnight I start gettin' dirty. I'm a Dirty Boy. Thank the Lord I'm sober. This could get ugly if I wasn't.
Rob Sorenson
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:50:43 GMT -5
//OK. Let me get this straight (wrong word actually). You and Dru had a thing in South America? Kudos. //
Apparently Spring is saying she wasn't slimy antler guy, which was the thing in Brazil, but instead, was the fungus demon that Dru dumped Spike for later, from Harsh Light of Day.
BUFFY: What's the matter Spike? Dru dump you again. SPIKE: Maybe I left her. HARMONY: She left him for a fungus demon. That's all he talks about most days. SPIKE: Harm! We are going. It isn't time yet. HARMONY: Yeah, but as soon as we have the gem of amara, you're gonna be sorr- SPIKE: Argh! He grabs her and takes off. HARMONY: What? Ow!
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:51:42 GMT -5
I'm so sorry you lost your chapter. Most of us who work with computers have had a similar dreadful experience like that. I certainly have much empathy for your loss. As Rob says, that sucks.
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:52:22 GMT -5
There was a great ad a while back for some of that software that lets you talk and your computer types, ala Star Trek. The ad starts out, "Most of us talk to our computers". There's a really funny scene in it with a woman holding a floppy disk and talking to her computer: "I'm going to give this to you now .... BUT I WANT IT BACK!" I was rolling on the floor. I could sooo relate.
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:53:10 GMT -5
Rob _ How many times do I have to remind you of my delicate, feminine sensibilities? Remember how you promised me last time, when I was deeply offended over some of your man-talk, that we would never have to speak of it again? I do thank you for your concern about who I might accidentally dust in the dark though - but of course, all would be "lights on" (my duty to the VHISN requires this).
Spring Summers
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:53:54 GMT -5
Thanks Al;exandra. I'm feeling better now. Tomarrow morning, not so good. Glad you're not after my demon. Or is it, glad you weren't my demon? Oh, well, I'm flexible.
Edited By Rusty Goode at 4/27/2003 12:16:00 AM.
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:54:58 GMT -5
on that lascivious note... I'm going to bed. I hope no one feels bad in the morning.
Rob Sorenson
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:55:52 GMT -5
Thanks!
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Post by Dalton on Jul 31, 2003 15:56:45 GMT -5
I'm watching Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on cable. I think I have a contact high. Time to go to bed.
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